StickyMicky

to find sum scummy chav haveing a **** at the end of the carwash into the bushes

dirty skanky ******

chased him back into his car (he was useing the hoovers and had a slash break?!?)

could not belive sumbody would do that in full view of the public road (busy)
he apoligised quite a bit, but i told him to get the **** out, he did not relise the mcdonalds over the road had toilets??!!??

scummy ******
at least he drove away with urine all over his pants

ITS BLAIRS FAULT

CooperS

You should have put him through your carwash, though he probably would have liked the "hand job" that you provide

StickyMicky

we dont do hand jobs

felt like doing a "job" on them tho
just been down there with the deoderising air fresh to spray about so it does not stink, actually now i think about it, i should have let him go, said nothing and used the high preasure hose thats just next to the exit to blast the **** out of him with water

or **** all over his car

paul-s

at least he wasn't going number 2

Iwan

Dirty ******

A few years ago, i went to jet-wash my car one saturday morning at the petrol station in the next village. At this petrol station there's a narrow lane behind the building which you drive round (and queue in if it was busy) to reach the jet-wash bay.

As i drove round the back, I noticed a Jeep Cherokee parked off to the side with the drivers door open and a worried looking woman sitting in the passenger seat. As I rounded the corner into the lane, I nearly ran a bloke over who was squatting down bang in the middle of the lane. It was clearly an explosive "eye of the needle" type situation and he was in mid flow.

I slammed the anchors on and managed to stop before i hit him, he was so shocked he jumped up mid flow and pulled his trousers up.

I guess he was caught short, but why go there when there's a proper bog inside the petrol station.

I suspect he had far worse than just wee in his trousers, hope they didn't have a long journey ahead of them.

StickyMicky

i would have kicked the thing back home for SURE!!

steel toe cap workboots would have hit a home run in that situation

thundertiger

thats taking the p1ss.

lol, hope his trousers are yellow!!!

MattN

if he hadn't purchased any goods at MacDonalds he would not be allowed to use their toilets.

Chip

Why not, thats the ONLY reason I will ever go into McDonalds anyway.

Chip

MattN

Becuase like any eating establishment the facilities are for patrons only.

vulnax999

iTrader: (7)

So they say, eat ****, leave ****!

Any one ever been refused / thrown out for using a maccy D's or simialr for not buying anything, even pubs say that!

JamieMacdonald

Just tell them you want a 'Mc**** with Lies'

Scooby Soon!

Cant say anyone in Mcdonalds has ever stopped me from using there toilet, I do it all the time. Do you really think a member of McDonalds is going to risk a punch in the gob from some chav (not me!) for using there toilets? Its not worth the agro, I even know of people going in (and being walked in on by the person whoo checks the toilets every hour) and shooting up with heroin, I learnt to know lots of storys about mcdonalds when I worked in a shop next to them!

mickywrx

iTrader: (29)

Dirty fcukin cnt. I agree with the "if ya need to go you need to go" principle, BUT, I think I know where Mickys wash is, and it is a busy main road, and I presume this was an employee, maybe a customer, not sure, but I would have told him to **** RIGHT OFF with my right boot.


Just my opinion of course.

vulnax999

iTrader: (7)

Ohh Mr. Angry!

Read like some stranger taking advantage mate ..

Leslie

Pity you haven't got one of those hoses with nasty stuff for cleaning wheels. You could have polished his old man up for him!

Les