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Old 31 July 2005, 12:41 PM
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Default Current most annoying advert

Even allowing for the ringtone ones, the 'Picture the loan' one on Sky at the mo is the most risible piece of **** I have ever seen, the wife has to switch over it irks her that much, you know the one, slightly tubby guy clutching a football whilst his daft wife videos the daft **** ringing for a loan, he even asks her during the call, 'oh how much was it for, 25,000', like you wouldnt have talked that one through !

Apparently they are very easy to talk to, like adults, durr, what did he expect, 8 year olds who dont speak English ?

Perhaps if the stupid pair hadnt spunked 500 quid on a fancy camcorder, plus other items I would expect, then they could have payed their mortgage and not had to borrow 25 geand to dig them out of the ****.

Sorry if it sounds like a rant, but I had a difficult poo this morning.
Old 31 July 2005, 01:10 PM
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yeah he's a ****... i'd slap him if i saw him in real life... (thats assuming he was a real person)
Old 31 July 2005, 02:54 PM
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Get an extra digibox for ONLY £10 extra a month


f**k off it's £120 year on top of what I already pay- sky are just taking the mike.
Old 31 July 2005, 02:59 PM
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Esure advert with that stoopid mouse, even if it is less annoying than that winner prat
Old 31 July 2005, 03:02 PM
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The two tw@ts who both drive identical cars gets my goat if i ever see them ill ram em of the road
Old 31 July 2005, 03:28 PM
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crazy frog............ fookin crazy alright
Old 31 July 2005, 05:40 PM
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Any fecking Jamster advert...AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH
Old 31 July 2005, 05:52 PM
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i hate all adverts except for the saxo dancing car robot advert, its class
Old 31 July 2005, 06:44 PM
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Have to agree about the robot, superb, would love to buy one and take it back and say its because it wont dance !
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Have to agree about the robot, superb, would love to buy one and take it back and say its because it wont dance !

lol

i wouldnt mind it either my very own transformer i will add james bond type of guns though and mad max type blades
Old 31 July 2005, 07:04 PM
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By milessssssssssssssssssssss...its the M+S food advert.
Old 31 July 2005, 07:25 PM
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Fookin pmsl at your comments on the 'picture' advert jacko, my sister wonders why I bloody hate that ad I'm glad I'm not the only one that does!

Other annoying advert would have to be that lombard direct one, with that talking blue phone:

"HELLO!! Are you losing sleep over your finances?"

"NO I'M LOSING SLEEP COS THERE'S A F**KING TALKING PHONE THAT KEEPS WAKING ME AND MY MISSUS UP TO TALK ABOUT F**KING LOANS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, YOU BLUE B*STARD!!"
Old 31 July 2005, 07:26 PM
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The oddest one is the British Gas one whereby a disgruntled couple are switching back to British Gas even though they admit it's more expensive...

The one that gets on my **** is the Renault one with all those ugly women waving their fat ***** in the air.....
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If Howard from the Halifax EVER turned up around me, I'd punch him in the face until he sh@t teeth

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Old 31 July 2005, 08:24 PM
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the singing k.f.c. adds.
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Originally Posted by richiewong
If Howard from the Halifax EVER turned up around me, I'd punch him in the face until he sh@t teeth

I detest the kfc adverts

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Old 31 July 2005, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by paulwrxboro
The two tw@ts who both drive identical cars gets my goat if i ever see them ill ram em of the road
How the **** does he find out he is uninsured on the phone?? that is complete bollox
Old 31 July 2005, 08:59 PM
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The More than insurance ads

if that was my dog i'd have kicked its *** into Battersea dogs home that would be more than fookin lucky

Crazy frog ads that frog needs giving to school children to disect in biology class

Howard from the Halifax
just needs skinning alive for being annoying
Old 31 July 2005, 09:07 PM
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Halifax and ICyesUcan!





Old 31 July 2005, 11:31 PM
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What about norwich union direct ads, you only have to tell them whether you car is a saloon, hatchback etc and they can give you a quote!

"Yes, my car is a four-door saloon and I want you to quote me happy!"
Old 31 July 2005, 11:33 PM
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My mums partner looks like a white version of Howard from the halifax (well until he had his eyes lasered).

Both are equally irritating
Old 31 July 2005, 11:52 PM
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Phil Tufnell blarting on for some money lender sharks on the box.
The bit where he says "I know nothing about loans"

Rich Git, never bought me a pint !

Happy Days

Old 01 August 2005, 12:15 AM
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How about those ones that go on for about 3 minutes - "are you ready for the wildest paint set you've ever seen" etc, rainbow art or something like that
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Oh God yes, forgot about that one, eeeewwwww
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Got to be the Sainsbury's car insurance "Little Tiny Bill" ad. Hated that from the very first time I saw it.
Old 01 August 2005, 12:39 PM
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Picture the Loan!

I prefer to picture my fist reppeatedly punching the tw@t in the face and *********.

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My submission: http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=438506
Old 01 August 2005, 12:47 PM
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direct line insurance. like twin brothers drive the same cars, live next door to each other, fcukin sleep together
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Those feckin tampax ads, really **** me off, id like to make those women bleed alright and then there's the stupid pissing jingle after the oh so funny punchline! aaaargh, DIE!
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Originally Posted by Daft Lad
What about norwich union direct ads, you only have to tell them whether you car is a saloon, hatchback etc and they can give you a quote!

"Yes, my car is a four-door saloon and I want you to quote me happy!"
And they insure learners, though I think it should be voided if you're stupid enough to allow said learner to reverse the car into a lake


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