I woke up this morning (dur dur dur dur) and my top lip felt funny. I looked in the mirror and its all inflamed like Leslie Ash What the hells going on there! Had a few pout, give us a kiss comments at work too lol

 

Bitten by a scary summertime bug?
Punched in the pub last night but forgot?
Eating salt and vinegar crisps when harbouring a coldsore?
Hmmm

 

I had that a few years ago, stayed blown up all day, went to bed, got up next day - no sign. Hopefully its just a weird one day thing. Good luck.

Before you go to bed, get a brown paper bag and poke some eye holes just in case it isn't

 

Im off out in a min too!!

 

Did you have a shave last night then do a bit of diving with your significant other?

 

May be you were allergic to the lipstick that bird was wearing in club/pub
gone weekend? bacteria took 3 days to kick off I suppose?

 

Sounds like a load of botox to me, mate

 

Or maybe you should encourage the bird you were with to use them fanny wipes they keep advertising

 

Agreed. If they're sensitive enough for *there*, they should be all good for your pouty bits