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Old 09 July 2005, 11:06 PM
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First of all, I apologise for posting under a pseudonym There are a few individuals on here who know me and i'd rather this didn't become "public knowledge" to those that do.

I'm sure that to some this will seem like a stupid/naive/ridiculous post, but it's a genuine concern of mine that i'd appreciate some input on that's more qualified than my own knowledge, so please bear with me.

Myself and the girlfriend were "entertaining" ourselves today while we had the house to ourselves. We were both clothed, but my trousers were open and her skirt was "raised" so that just underwear separated us both in the relevant spot. We didn't plan on having full sex, just a bit of fun so I (needless to say) wasn't wearing any protection as we went through the motions that would normally be associated with full sex (up and down movement, pressure etc.)

Anyway, I carried on for as long as necessary but didn't climax, although when I moved away there was a small patch of "pre-excitement" about 1cm across. At no point did I enter her, and at no point was my "member" in direct contact with her but it panicked me a bit and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it As stupid a question as it may be, is there any chance that any damage could have been done?

It may be worth adding that she changed underwear about 5-10 minutes after

I feel totally stupid for being so irresponsible but would really appreciate some opinions on whether or not pregnancy could be an issue
Old 09 July 2005, 11:09 PM
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Doesn't sound like you are old enough to be having sex if you don't know the answer.
Old 09 July 2005, 11:11 PM
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Thanks for the constructive comment, and apologies for not knowing the detailed in's and out's (no pun intended) of the contraceptive system. For what it's worth I didn't think it was possible but it's amazing what the mind can do once you get worried...

Then again, perhaps you do know everything?

Please guys. A simple yes or no will suffice just to put my mind at rest (or not).
Old 09 July 2005, 11:11 PM
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I agree with that!

Oh and Pete, I don't know why you didn't use your usual 'pslewis ' name.....
Old 09 July 2005, 11:12 PM
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If there was no actual penetration / climax, I think you're pretty safe.......
Old 09 July 2005, 11:22 PM
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very very very remote chance - similar odds to winning lottery - dont sweat it
Old 09 July 2005, 11:23 PM
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Ok, lets cut through the storys to the facts: We have a beaver. We have spunk. What we need to know to put your fears to rest is how close exhibit 1 was to exhibit 2 If your soldiers were on the outside of her panties near the pubic bone you have no worries. If they were soaking through her panties near the gash you probably have no worries but a particularly crazy soldier may run the course. If you fired one off all over the gash then you could be f*cked. In all I'd say chances are you ain't going to be a dad
Old 09 July 2005, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Saxo Boy
....................... If they were soaking through her panties near the gash you probably have no worries but a particularly crazy soldier may run the course. If you fired one off all over the gash then you could be f*cked. .......................
So eloquently put Saxo, you silver-tongued cavalier, you.....
Old 09 July 2005, 11:29 PM
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Thankyou for the replies - very, very, very much appreciated.

As far as proximity is concerned, considering I was laying on her and given the usual "trajectory" of an erect member, I don't expect I was particularly close. There certainly wasn't any "soaking" involved. We're talking about a tiny amount of pre-*** here if that makes any difference. I'm not even certain it would have rubbed off on her underwear.
Old 09 July 2005, 11:29 PM
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Old 09 July 2005, 11:29 PM
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"Don't sweat it" - easy to say my friend but thankyou for your input! I have honestly, never been so afraid in all my life. It's certainly not something I anticipate doing again.
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Does anyone think pregnancy is a real possibility?
Old 09 July 2005, 11:33 PM
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Hello

There is very little probability. Unless you have Ninja sperm of course.

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Old 09 July 2005, 11:33 PM
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I think you're probably ok, however, if you/both of you are worried then why not go and grab a morning after pill and use that, just in case.
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is it chucking out time...
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So eloquently put Saxo, you silver-tongued cavalier, you.....


'Advice' - I really don't think you have anything to worry about based on what you've said. Most of the, 'I came on my g/f's stomach and 9 months later was a dad' storys are because sharon/tracy [enter applicable name] was getting properly banged of some other bloke!
Old 09 July 2005, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Advice Needed
First of all, I apologise for posting under a pseudonym There are a few individuals on here who know me and i'd rather this didn't become "public knowledge" to those that do.

I'm sure that to some this will seem like a stupid/naive/ridiculous post, but it's a genuine concern of mine that i'd appreciate some input on that's more qualified than my own knowledge, so please bear with me.

Myself and the girlfriend were "entertaining" ourselves today while we had the house to ourselves. We were both clothed, but my trousers were open and her skirt was "raised" so that just underwear separated us both in the relevant spot........................
not sure about the pregnany,but I'll read the reast when I get back from the toilet, and see if I can offer any advice
Old 09 July 2005, 11:47 PM
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Just a suggestion, but you could just go at it like rabbits for the next few hours and then get a morning after pill To be sure And they say romance is dead
Old 09 July 2005, 11:58 PM
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1) Kids are great

2) Is her dad a big bloke?

3) Any piccies?

4) NO repeat NO repeat NO chance........
Old 10 July 2005, 12:01 AM
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I seem to recall the little baby Jesus was conceived with even less "pre-***"....I'd be worried given this precedent....
Old 10 July 2005, 12:02 AM
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Technically speaking there is a chance if there was sufficient fanny batter, and there's zillions in a teaspoonful, if he was grinding like a good un' and cappilliary action came into play then its a fair bet the little patter of tiny feet will be just 9 months away
Old 10 July 2005, 12:20 AM
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I've heard you can *** on a chavs foot and the flies will do the rest.
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if you have a kid then superb......considering it was made with some sort of Rambo sperm the the kid will prob be a world leader!
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
I've heard you can *** on a chavs foot and the flies will do the rest.
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All depends on if your little soldiers are regular infantry or special forces.
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Are you worried because her underwear was crotchless?
Might explain the daft question
Old 10 July 2005, 12:05 PM
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No wonder so many girls are getting knocked up at 14/15. I thought we were much more enlightened and educated nowadays.
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LMAO @ this thread! Saxo = Legend!!
Old 10 July 2005, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
Technically speaking there is a chance if there was sufficient fanny batter, and there's zillions in a teaspoonful, if he was grinding like a good un' and cappilliary action came into play then its a fair bet the little patter of tiny feet will be just 9 months away
Fanny batter......FPMSL
Old 10 July 2005, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Tiggs
if you have a kid then superb......considering it was made with some sort of Rambo sperm the the kid will prob be a world leader!
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