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Old 28 June 2005, 10:45 PM
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This time of year is bad news, all the ladies out in summery clothes and me perving at them.

Anyone else suffering this distraction (think I know the answer) as it is becoming difficult, as I get older I get worse, we had a diversity talk at work and I was to busy looking at the female attendees ***** to take much notice, I cant help it.

Is perving sexist or acceptable ?, I have to make a comparison here where perving is having a crafty look and having the decency to blush if spotted and leering is the more extreme version where there is no attempt to disguise your intentions and makes ladies feel uncomfortable, i.e. dirty old man. I think blokes are preprogrammed to do this but nowadays we have to be a bit crafty lest we incure the wrath of the feminist/pc lobby, which I feel is unfair as we just cannot break our programming and do view women as sex objects regardless of how we treat them otherwise, i.e. politeness, respect and equality, i.e. I may have the utmost respect for a lady but still want to bone her in many different positions, mind wanders..... Crashes car etc.


Also, I know women do it as well but dont think they are as commited as blokes, I am prepared to be put straight on this one.
Old 28 June 2005, 10:58 PM
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Girl at work today, normally rates a decent 6.5 out of 10 on our departmental spreadsheet, she's 6ft+, slim as you like and was wearing a very skimpy top with no bra today, got herself bumped up to an 8. I had a 5 minute conversation with her ***** as well
Old 28 June 2005, 11:02 PM
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I'm terrible at it, the only way for me to stop is to walk around with my eyes shut, obviously I'm not going do that I try to keep it discreet, but I'm sure they know - probably makes it worse that if they caught me red handed with a sly grin and a "alright darlin" wink of an eye.
Old 28 June 2005, 11:20 PM
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Having a quick glance at a good looking girl whos dressed to please is normal, I do it all the time, as do most blokes if their honest. Even my girlfriend has caught me having a quick look at other girls when we out, and she knows its just a bloke thing and doesnt mind.
Staring however is a different matter, I dont think a girl would get offended if you look away when caught, if you carried on looking when caught and the girl feels uncomfortable then that is wrong.
Old 28 June 2005, 11:23 PM
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MrsREV often points out attractive women for me to look at. That's one of the reasons I married her
Old 28 June 2005, 11:39 PM
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One of the great things about summer is there lots of pretty girls to look at, and you get to wear sunglasses to disguise where you're looking.

What I want to know is, are attractive girls allergic to the cold? Where do they hide when it isn't summer? It isn't just the skimpier outfits either, they just don't seem to venture out. Maybe it's because all the munters have plenty of blubber to keep them warm?
Old 28 June 2005, 11:46 PM
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"MrsREV often points out attractive women for me to look at. That's one of the reasons I married her " As I do to Mr Apparition...... t'would be a crime to have the poor guy miss out now wouldn't it? After all, looking isn't a crime.
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Old 29 June 2005, 12:17 AM
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i know, its a very difficult year, and very dangerous if you're supposed to be concerntrating on the driving.
Old 29 June 2005, 12:29 AM
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Oi. us women do our fair share of viewing the men you know. we don't wear blinkers.
Old 29 June 2005, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Oi. us women do our fair share of viewing the men you know. we don't wear blinkers.
Yeah, but no woman talks to my beer belly
Old 29 June 2005, 12:35 AM
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F**k me just walking around town today i had a right lazy l*b looking at all the fit tot!
Old 29 June 2005, 12:37 AM
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Never stops to amaze me how many of you guys don't actually "get any". Really.

Girls have ***** now do they. Blimey.
Old 29 June 2005, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
Yeah, but no woman talks to my beer belly


Can't help it really, it'd be rude not to have a look
Old 29 June 2005, 01:03 AM
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Have you noticed there are more women's T-shirts with slogans written across the chest. This obviously draws your attention to that part of the body as you try to read what it says.

Next thing you know you are getting glared at for staring at her *****!!!!!
Old 29 June 2005, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by RedFive
Never stops to amaze me how many of you guys don't actually "get any". Really.

Girls have ***** now do they. Blimey.
Newsflash: even men who get plenty stare at womens *****, your bloke inluded
Old 29 June 2005, 01:39 AM
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Yup, I do it too. I live in a uni town, so get to see all the young, nubile students off to the uni bars Damn near crashed a couple of times cos of it too.
Old 29 June 2005, 02:25 AM
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Originally Posted by RedFive
Never stops to amaze me how many of you guys don't actually "get any". Really.

Girls have ***** now do they. Blimey.
Who cares? I'm a leg man anyway. Give me fried eggs with a great set of pins any day.
Old 29 June 2005, 08:24 AM
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I like looking at their bu'mole.
Old 29 June 2005, 08:26 AM
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PMSL. Not usually on view, sadly.
Old 29 June 2005, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
Newsflash: even men who get plenty stare at womens *****, your bloke inluded
True, but they don't "go on" about it.
Old 29 June 2005, 09:22 AM
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I never perve. Ever. It's disgusting.

I never sneak a quick look. Well hardly ever. Especially not when the office girls wear low cut tops. I never notice that. Much.



Oh ok, I do it all the time. It's free, after all.
Old 29 June 2005, 09:31 AM
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Supplementary to perving is to ensure the old chap is well on display - tight jeans , no underwear , lazy lob.
A Chick's gaze will linger on the old one eyed trouser snake .
Old 29 June 2005, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by RobJenks
A Chick's gaze will linger on the old one eyed trouser snake .
Just before shouting "Perv" and calling the Police.

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Old 29 June 2005, 09:36 AM
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Girls dont look at your part's do they?
Old 29 June 2005, 09:50 AM
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Ladies stare at your **** as much as you look at their **** - fact.
Old 29 June 2005, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by davyboy
True, but they don't "go on" about it.
you joking? the more I get the more I want.. maybe its cause I'm young.
Old 29 June 2005, 10:04 AM
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Perving is a natural thing for a heterosexual male to do whether attached or not. It only comes a bit OTT when you actually go out of your way to make a "viewing" possible. Basically, nowt wrong in taking advantage of certain situations.
Old 29 June 2005, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
you joking? the more I get the more I want.. maybe its cause I'm young.
Cheeky git... lol

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Old 29 June 2005, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by TheBigMan
Perving is a natural thing for a heterosexual male to do whether attached or not. It only comes a bit OTT when you actually go out of your way to make a "viewing" possible.
So moving my workstation under the desk was wrong, then?
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Originally Posted by PCatWork
So moving my workstation under the desk was wrong, then?
Yes, you just need to put the webcam there.

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