Improving lines from Star Wars by substituting the word 'pants'
30 May 2005, 03:59 PM
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Improving lines from Star Wars by substituting the word 'pants'
Just received an email from a mate, containing the Top 25 improved lines from the Star Wars films, substituting the word 'pants'...
I thought it was quite amusing, but couldn't help wondering if the gang on Scoobynet could do better.....
So here are the original 25 improvements.
If you can add better ones, just add the next line number, and your 'improvement'.......
I've already done 26-30!!
1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one, Your sister!
21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
26. "You can't win Darth - if you strike me down, i will become more pants
than you can possibly imagine!!"
27. "OK. You're all clear kid!! Now lets blow these pants so we can all go
home!!"
28. "Evacuate!! In our moment of triumph!! I think you over-estimate their
pants!!"
29. "The force is strong in my pants....."
30. "You are the chosen one!!! You were supposed to destroy the pants, not
wear them!!"
Off you go......
I thought it was quite amusing, but couldn't help wondering if the gang on Scoobynet could do better.....
So here are the original 25 improvements.
If you can add better ones, just add the next line number, and your 'improvement'.......
I've already done 26-30!!
1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one, Your sister!
21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
26. "You can't win Darth - if you strike me down, i will become more pants
than you can possibly imagine!!"
27. "OK. You're all clear kid!! Now lets blow these pants so we can all go
home!!"
28. "Evacuate!! In our moment of triumph!! I think you over-estimate their
pants!!"
29. "The force is strong in my pants....."
30. "You are the chosen one!!! You were supposed to destroy the pants, not
wear them!!"
Off you go......
Last edited by bzz; 30 May 2005 at 09:56 PM.
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"The pants you refer to will soon be back in our hands"
"But Alderaan is peaceful! We have no pants, you can't possibly.."
"Well, you can forget your troubles with those Imperial pants. I told you I'd outrun 'em"
"But Alderaan is peaceful! We have no pants, you can't possibly.."
"Well, you can forget your troubles with those Imperial pants. I told you I'd outrun 'em"
30 May 2005, 09:36 PM
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"Which reminds me, i have something for you.....your Father's pants. He wanted you to have them when you were old enough, but your Uncle wouldn't allow it."
30 May 2005, 09:36 PM
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"your Jedi pants will not work on me boy!"
"May your pants be with you!"
"....Thats no moon, its pants"......"look at the size of that thing!"
"If you will not join the dark side then may be your pants will, yes your thoughts betray you..!"
"you've never heard of my pants? Its the fastest pants in the galexy"
"..she's rich, you'll receive more pants than you can possibly imagine"
"May your pants be with you!"
"....Thats no moon, its pants"......"look at the size of that thing!"
"If you will not join the dark side then may be your pants will, yes your thoughts betray you..!"
"you've never heard of my pants? Its the fastest pants in the galexy"
"..she's rich, you'll receive more pants than you can possibly imagine"
30 May 2005, 10:02 PM
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"You're far too trusting, but don't worry, we'll deal with your rebel pants soon enough...."
"You were right about one thing master, the pants were short."
"It is clear this contest cannot be solved with our knowledge of the force, but by our skills with our pants"
"Your Pants are weak old man"
"You were right about one thing master, the pants were short."
"It is clear this contest cannot be solved with our knowledge of the force, but by our skills with our pants"
"Your Pants are weak old man"
30 May 2005, 10:29 PM
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"here, put this on." "but with my pants down, how am I supposed to see?"
"These pants are ray sheilded so you'll have to use proton torpedoes"
"its easy, its like going down beggers pants at home."
"This is some rescue...into the pants everyone"....."wow, what a great smell you've discorvered"
"These pants are ray sheilded so you'll have to use proton torpedoes"
"its easy, its like going down beggers pants at home."
"This is some rescue...into the pants everyone"....."wow, what a great smell you've discorvered"
31 May 2005, 01:29 AM
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"Luke, stretch out with your pants"
"You worry about those pants, i'll worry about the tower"
"Luke, you've switched off your targeting computer - is everything pants?"
"Han, you certainly have your pants - not many, but you have them"
"Your friend is quite a mercenary - it's a wonder he cares about anything, or pants"
Leia:"They're tracking us" - Han:"Not these pants, sister!!"
"I'm not in this for your revolution, and I'm not in this for you, Princess! I expect to be well paid - I'm in it for the pants!!"
"You worry about those pants, i'll worry about the tower"
"Luke, you've switched off your targeting computer - is everything pants?"
"Han, you certainly have your pants - not many, but you have them"
"Your friend is quite a mercenary - it's a wonder he cares about anything, or pants"
Leia:"They're tracking us" - Han:"Not these pants, sister!!"
"I'm not in this for your revolution, and I'm not in this for you, Princess! I expect to be well paid - I'm in it for the pants!!"
31 May 2005, 01:38 AM
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"You must go to the Dagobar system - there you will find pants...."
"Red pants standing by...."
Luke:"Your over-confidence is your weakness" - Emperor:"Your faith in your pants is yours!!"
"Your friends down on Endor are walking into a trap!! I have a legion of my best pants waiting for them...."
Lars:"Where are you going?" - Annakin:"I'm going to find my pants"
"The sandpeople are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater pants"
"Red pants standing by...."
Luke:"Your over-confidence is your weakness" - Emperor:"Your faith in your pants is yours!!"
"Your friends down on Endor are walking into a trap!! I have a legion of my best pants waiting for them...."
Lars:"Where are you going?" - Annakin:"I'm going to find my pants"
"The sandpeople are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater pants"
31 May 2005, 10:43 AM
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Sebulbs in Ep 1 -
"Yo to ta pants poo-doo"
"All craft pull up - the pants are still active!"
"Begun, this pants war has"
"Yo to ta pants poo-doo"
"All craft pull up - the pants are still active!"
"Begun, this pants war has"
01 June 2005, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by darts_aint_sport
Yoda : "Your accident on the landing platform... terrible, terrible. Seeing you alive, brings warm feelings to my pants"
