Attacked by a BMW
27 April 2005, 07:38 PM
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Attacked by a BMW
Went out for a short trip to PC World this afternoon. I was sitting at just on 30 mph when a blonde dame in an open topped Z3 roomed up behind me and sat about 2 feet off my back bumper 
Not the way to make Alan speed up 
We arrived at the 40 signs and I booted it up to just over 40. She repeated the performance - two feet off my bumper preening her hair in her rear view mirror. We reached the NSL signs but were by this time in traffic. Up to a roundabout in a queue of cars. My turn to get out - whoops, car coming too fast. I stopped. BMW bint didn't 
Bump!
I got out to inspect the damage. She sat quaking in her car
Frightened of me? I'm only 5'11" and 14 stone 
No damage visible on the cars. I snarled "learn to drive, you f*****g halfwit" and drove off.
I'm still mad
Not the way to make Alan speed up We arrived at the 40 signs and I booted it up to just over 40. She repeated the performance - two feet off my bumper preening her hair in her rear view mirror. We reached the NSL signs but were by this time in traffic. Up to a roundabout in a queue of cars. My turn to get out - whoops, car coming too fast. I stopped. BMW bint didn't Bump!I got out to inspect the damage. She sat quaking in her car
Frightened of me? I'm only 5'11" and 14 stone No damage visible on the cars. I snarled "learn to drive, you f*****g halfwit" and drove off.
I'm still mad
27 April 2005, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by matchmaker
Went out for a short trip to PC World this afternoon. I was sitting at just on 30 mph when a blonde dame in an open topped Z3 roomed up behind me and sat about 2 feet off my back bumper Not the way to make Alan speed up We arrived at the 40 signs and I booted it up to just over 40. She repeated the performance - two feet off my bumper preening her hair in her rear view mirror. We reached the NSL signs but were by this time in traffic. Up to a roundabout in a queue of cars. My turn to get out - whoops, car coming too fast. I stopped. BMW bint didn't Bump!
I got out to inspect the damage. She sat quaking in her car Frightened of me? I'm only 5'11" and 14 stone
No damage visible on the cars. I snarled "learn to drive, you f*****g halfwit" and drove off.
I'm still mad
Not the way to make Alan speed up We arrived at the 40 signs and I booted it up to just over 40. She repeated the performance - two feet off my bumper preening her hair in her rear view mirror. We reached the NSL signs but were by this time in traffic. Up to a roundabout in a queue of cars. My turn to get out - whoops, car coming too fast. I stopped. BMW bint didn't Bump!I got out to inspect the damage. She sat quaking in her car
Frightened of me? I'm only 5'11" and 14 stone No damage visible on the cars. I snarled "learn to drive, you f*****g halfwit" and drove off.
I'm still mad
when are these stupid people going to learn that theres speeds and signs to be adhered to not to mention sitting on the back of peoples bumpers
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27 April 2005, 07:51 PM
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http://www.briskoda.net/forums/images/smilies/thumbsdown.gif[/img] We arrived at the 40 signs and I booted it up to just over 40.
What were you trying to prove by that then
What were you trying to prove by that then
27 April 2005, 07:54 PM
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Fair nuff if you had been speedin up stoppin in a hurry ( generally fcukin about)................But seeing as you hadnt you got a right to be mad for sure- Same sort a thing has happened to me......
The worst part is lots o people seem to drive in this manner ,trusting their brakes /reaction times implictly...........
..........even by bruv in law..
The worst part is lots o people seem to drive in this manner ,trusting their brakes /reaction times implictly...........
..........even by bruv in law..
27 April 2005, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by dangerous dave
] We arrived at the 40 signs and I booted it up to just over 40.
What were you trying to prove by that then
What were you trying to prove by that then
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