Seagulls shaggin on the roof, what can I do?
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Seagulls ******* on the roof, what can I do?
Must be mating season as the seagulls keep ******** on the roof of our flat.
Haven't noticed it hte last few years but this year they are being noisey as hell.
Unless it's just one randy gull putting it about??
Cought these two dirty stopouts earlier out the kitchen window
Shooting them not an option, protected round here and get in major trouble for it, vermin I tell thee.
Haven't noticed it hte last few years but this year they are being noisey as hell.
Unless it's just one randy gull putting it about??
Cought these two dirty stopouts earlier out the kitchen window
Shooting them not an option, protected round here and get in major trouble for it, vermin I tell thee.
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What make of gull are they? Im sure that you ca shoot Herring Gulls, though you cant really shoot anything on your roof as you may end up being charged with armed trespass.
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No bother for a reacharound with those wingspans.
A blonde, brunette and redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull fly's over and craps all over the blonde, the brunette say's in a disgusted voice "hang on the bathroom is just up the hill, I'll go get some toilet paper."
After she leaves the blonde begins to laugh, the redhead say's "what's so funny?"
The blonde say's "well, blondes are suppose to be so dumb and look at her, by the time she gets back with the toilet paper that seagull will be miles away!"
After she leaves the blonde begins to laugh, the redhead say's "what's so funny?"
The blonde say's "well, blondes are suppose to be so dumb and look at her, by the time she gets back with the toilet paper that seagull will be miles away!"
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Originally Posted by bioforger
lol i can see this turning into a classic thread, y are u takin pics of birds ******* mate? 
Pics were taken as proof as without them this would be in muppets before you can say squawk.
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Originally Posted by R1916v
Hell if people can make millions out of filming birds shagginw why can't I?
Pics were taken as proof as without them this would be in muppets before you can say squawk.
Pics were taken as proof as without them this would be in muppets before you can say squawk.
Well done R1916v for posting something good on NSR for once
I havent got a clue what you need to do (other than speaking to ajm for advice) but thanks for the laugh
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Originally Posted by Buzzer
Well done R1916v for posting something good on NSR for once
I havent got a clue what you need to do (other than speaking to ajm for advice) but thanks for the laugh
I havent got a clue what you need to do (other than speaking to ajm for advice) but thanks for the laugh
Now how do I stop the ******* noise of them going at it like the clappers??
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Originally Posted by paul-s
what kind of noise do they make ? is it well loud ? i see pigeons ******* all the time in my garden but it only seems to last about 10 seconds. amateurs
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Sell the pics to www.seagullporn.com
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Originally Posted by paul-s
what kind of noise do they make ? is it well loud ? i see pigeons ******* all the time in my garden but it only seems to last about 10 seconds. amateurs
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