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10 April 2005, 02:04 AM
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Have you heard this one?
BODY MEETING:
>All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who
was >the one in charge ....
"I should be in charge," said the Brain, "because I run all the body's
systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the Blood, "because I circulate oxygen all
over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the Stomach," because I process food and
give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the Legs, "because I carry the body wherever
it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the Eyes, "because I allow the body to see
where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the R*ctum, "Because I'm responsible for
waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the R*ctum and insulted him, so in a
huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the Brain had a terrible headache, the Stomach was
bloated, the Legs got wobbly, the Eyes got watery, and the Blood was
toxic.
They all decided that the R*ctum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The As5hole is usually in charge!!!
>All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who
was >the one in charge ....
"I should be in charge," said the Brain, "because I run all the body's
systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the Blood, "because I circulate oxygen all
over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the Stomach," because I process food and
give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the Legs, "because I carry the body wherever
it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the Eyes, "because I allow the body to see
where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the R*ctum, "Because I'm responsible for
waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the R*ctum and insulted him, so in a
huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the Brain had a terrible headache, the Stomach was
bloated, the Legs got wobbly, the Eyes got watery, and the Blood was
toxic.
They all decided that the R*ctum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The As5hole is usually in charge!!!
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