MaxPower muppets.. not just scooby's their killing

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30 March 2005, 06:14 PM

Monkeh

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MaxPower muppets.. not just scooby's their killing

they've now killed a porsche 911. it looks upset. I wonder what porsche owners think of it !!

http://www.maxpower.co.uk/latestissue/mag.html

and before you say anything, it was spam in my mailbox that led to to this site, it is not one of the bookmarks or my homepage

whats next a Jag S type... Merc C class ??

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30 March 2005, 06:47 PM

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think i've been sick

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30 March 2005, 06:58 PM

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Christ that's awful

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30 March 2005, 07:01 PM

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just saw the new issue in asda they should stick to "maxing" corsas

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30 March 2005, 07:07 PM

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30 March 2005, 07:18 PM

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just saw the new issue in asda they should stick to "maxing" corsas

PMSL - What the ghastly ghastlies is that

Thanks for that. Needed to clean my monitor anyway, and the extra tea has forced me into it now.

Joolz

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30 March 2005, 07:20 PM

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it used to be a corsa before the max power massive got their hands on it i dont think i could keep a straight face driving that thing down the street

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30 March 2005, 07:20 PM

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WTF?

If you look at it upside down, it looks like a mini-skip with wheels sat on it.

John.

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30 March 2005, 07:32 PM

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perfect descriptions, all. Best laugh in ages

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30 March 2005, 08:17 PM

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'The Fast and the Furious' has a lot to answer for.....

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30 March 2005, 08:26 PM

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I've seen worse scoobies in the Gallery

Interior looks good. Although I would dump the front bumper and rear wing, maybe raise the ride height to a more useable level too

At least the Lax lads started with a decent car in the first place

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30 March 2005, 09:41 PM

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It amazes me that someone with judement skills like that managed to make enough money to buy a Porsche in the first place

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30 March 2005, 10:10 PM

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After nearly 5 years on this site, I can safely say that I have never seen anything remotely as bad as that Porsche!

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30 March 2005, 10:21 PM

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Carisma - they ruined that TVR too...........

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31 March 2005, 06:01 AM

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If you ever want to see some real shockers, follow this link to top gear magazine. You'll pss yourself, until you realise that these cars actually exist..somewhiere!!!

http://www.topgear.com/content/fun_stuff/carbage/0/

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31 March 2005, 06:12 AM

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Is it me, or are the wing mirrors in the wrong place?

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31 March 2005, 07:14 AM

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Carisma - they ruined that TVR too...........

The gold Cerbera? - bloody hell it's 'orrid!!

They've given the Porsche a hair lip (sp?)!!!!

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31 March 2005, 07:22 AM

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Those vans are mental

top gear vans

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31 March 2005, 08:33 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkeh

whats next a Jag S type... ??

Already been done mate

saw one in MP a while ago

Matt

Last edited by Patt@firstime; 31 March 2005 at 09:43 AM.

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31 March 2005, 09:17 AM

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The gold Cerbera? - bloody hell it's 'orrid!!

They've given the Porsche a hair lip (sp?)!!!!

Yep that was the one!

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31 March 2005, 09:36 AM

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Likin the monster mini on the top gear site though lol

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31 March 2005, 09:47 AM

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170MPH Bahn-storming porker

The main reason the original was capable of doing 170MPH was because of the great aerodynamics and low CD. I'd guess the CD is now nearer 0.4 and it has a top speed of 125

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31 March 2005, 09:55 AM

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Modding on a budget:
It's the new B&Q "Pipe of Doom"

He's even tried to polish the end of it:

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31 March 2005, 11:46 AM

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Quote:

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whats next a Jag S type... Merc C class ??

I think you've got to go a long way to beat the Ferrari Lamarossa.

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31 March 2005, 11:57 AM

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I think you've got to go a long way to beat the Ferrari Lamarossa.

I saw a red Mitsi 3000GT stickered up as a Ferrari in Wakefield, W.Yorks on tuesday. Scrambled for my camera-phone but the bloody lights changed before I could get a pic

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31 March 2005, 01:50 PM

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I've had a word with the muppets in our hutch and we must say that we resent the term Muppets being used in association with this thread and more importantly exposing us all to the dangers of being linked to that shocking 911. Please refrain from such liberal use of the word "Muppets" in this forum * Takes a bow* Schank you pleesh