Graham Bloody Norton!!!
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Graham Bloody Norton!!!
Just watching an advert for some crappy TV show coming soon obviously with Norton as host. Ad consists of him strutting as per John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever, down various streets. What I would have given for someone to step out from behind a wall with a baseball bat and just melt him one into his smug coupon.
Would make me pay the licence fee in advance anyway
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Would make me pay the licence fee in advance anyway
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Originally Posted by Alas
What I would have given for someone to step out from behind a wall with a baseball bat and just melt him one into his smug coupon..
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Originally Posted by PG
I am sick of all these gay boy presenters !
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
No, it isn't. Don't think i said it was, did i?
Originally Posted by TelBoy
Makes me chuckle, but a bit of a one trick pony.
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Originally Posted by OllyK
No, you said
As far as I can tell, his "one trick" is "camping things up". That's rather old hat so I was wondering why you found it amusing still, that's all.
As far as I can tell, his "one trick" is "camping things up". That's rather old hat so I was wondering why you found it amusing still, that's all.
Because of the way he personally does it perhaps? Not rocket science, Olly.
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Because of the way he personally does it perhaps? Not rocket science, Olly.
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'Gayam' Norton was great as the annoying priest, Father Noel Furlong in Father Ted.
Riverdance in a 2 man caravan FPMSL.
I can forgive him everything else for that, I just don't watch any of his crappy shows. Some homophobes on here perchance?
Riverdance in a 2 man caravan FPMSL.
I can forgive him everything else for that, I just don't watch any of his crappy shows. Some homophobes on here perchance?
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Originally Posted by D70
'Gayam' Norton was great as the annoying priest, Father Noel Furlong in Father Ted.
Riverdance in a 2 man caravan FPMSL.
I can forgive him everything else for that, I just don't watch any of his crappy shows. Some homophobes on here perchance?
Riverdance in a 2 man caravan FPMSL.
I can forgive him everything else for that, I just don't watch any of his crappy shows. Some homophobes on here perchance?
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phobia....irrational fear of.
Not a fear of them, just cant stand them.
Re. Father Noel Furlong. Yes that was ammusing however he was playing a role there that somone had written. It is when he is being himself he is a ****.
Not a fear of them, just cant stand them.
Re. Father Noel Furlong. Yes that was ammusing however he was playing a role there that somone had written. It is when he is being himself he is a ****.
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Originally Posted by paul-s
yea theres no need to flaunt campness like its a good thing to be proud of. nonce
Flaunting campness is no more a crime than say flaunting one's ignorance eh Paul?
Likewise PG "I am sick of all these gay boy presenters !", well I'm sure they're sick of ignorant folk characterising them by their sexuality.
Think what we need here is to focus on his crapness as a TV presenter and all round lack of funiness rather than the fact he's a *** (before anyone starts on use of the word '***' it's now acceptable within the pink triangle brigade so no problems there!)
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Originally Posted by paul-s
yea theres no need to flaunt campness like its a good thing to be proud of. nonce
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Originally Posted by D70
Contrary to popular opinion I'm not actually looking for a fight on this one. However I wonder if you'd care to explain why you called him a nonce?
Flaunting campness is no more a crime than say flaunting one's ignorance eh Paul?
Likewise PG "I am sick of all these gay boy presenters !", well I'm sure they're sick of ignorant folk characterising them by their sexuality.
Think what we need here is to focus on his crapness as a TV presenter and all round lack of funiness rather than the fact he's a ***.
Flaunting campness is no more a crime than say flaunting one's ignorance eh Paul?
Likewise PG "I am sick of all these gay boy presenters !", well I'm sure they're sick of ignorant folk characterising them by their sexuality.
Think what we need here is to focus on his crapness as a TV presenter and all round lack of funiness rather than the fact he's a ***.
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I doubt he's being himself completely when on the telly. Julian Clarey was another "camp" entertainer, but that whole act is very tiresome thesedays.
I'm sure if you're gay them campness maybe a thing to be proud of. If you don't like it, I'd switch it off. If they don't get the viewers it'll soon put an end to the series.
So, just how many "gay" presenters are out there?
Graham Norton
Dale Winton
Julian Clarey
I'm struggling to think of any more .........
I'm sure if you're gay them campness maybe a thing to be proud of. If you don't like it, I'd switch it off. If they don't get the viewers it'll soon put an end to the series.
So, just how many "gay" presenters are out there?
Graham Norton
Dale Winton
Julian Clarey
I'm struggling to think of any more .........
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Originally Posted by D70
Likewise PG "I am sick of all these gay boy presenters !", well I'm sure they're sick of ignorant folk characterising them by their sexuality.
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Originally Posted by ozzy
I doubt he's being himself completely when on the telly. Julian Clarey was another "camp" entertainer, but that whole act is very tiresome thesedays.
I'm sure if you're gay them campness maybe a thing to be proud of. If you don't like it, I'd switch it off. If they don't get the viewers it'll soon put an end to the series.
So, just how many "gay" presenters are out there?
Graham Norton
Dale Winton
Julian Clarey
I'm struggling to think of any more .........
I'm sure if you're gay them campness maybe a thing to be proud of. If you don't like it, I'd switch it off. If they don't get the viewers it'll soon put an end to the series.
So, just how many "gay" presenters are out there?
Graham Norton
Dale Winton
Julian Clarey
I'm struggling to think of any more .........
The Late Kenny Everret
Larry Grayson
There are no doubt many others who are where they are through tallent rather than making the exaggeration of a sterotypical gay man the main focus of their act.
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In the quote you picked PG was referring to "all these gay boy presenters" rather than just 'Gayam' Norton.
Good point but I fail to understand why their being gay seems to be more of a problem than them being crap.
Good point but I fail to understand why their being gay seems to be more of a problem than them being crap.
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So, just how many "gay" presenters are out there?
They were scarey.
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Originally Posted by Spring Heeled Jack
Well there are those two who did that million pound house project on the BBC, and can still be found in the depths of Channel 5 hawking their brawn on some 'how to decorate the gay way' type programme.
Anyone seen "Queer eye for the straight guy" ?
In Private Eye's 'Yobs' cartoon the two knucklheads were discussing it and thought they'd prefer to see
"Black eye for the queer guy"
Sort of reminds me of the prevailing attitude on scoobynet.