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Old 19 March 2005, 09:22 AM
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Its only 9.30 in the morning and shes taken my scooby and credit card shopping

I have the lawn to mow but any other suggestions to put my mind at ease are welcome
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Old 19 March 2005, 09:30 AM
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Report the card and car stolen!
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Old 19 March 2005, 09:31 AM
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Credit limit and blackjax (don't tell her the code - say there's a problem with the car...it keeps cutting out for no reason )

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Old 19 March 2005, 09:40 AM
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If you don't trust her, why did you marry her?
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9.30 - what happened - did she sleep in? That is at least 45 minutes of lost shopping time today
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Originally Posted by porlkertus
Its only 9.30 in the morning and shes taken my scooby and credit card shopping

I have the lawn to mow but any other suggestions to put my mind at ease are welcome

PMSL!
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Old 19 March 2005, 09:51 AM
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Wait till she comes back, cook her a nice meal, open some nice wine

Then when she has ate it all, pack her gear & **** her out

B!tch doesnt deserve you mate

Otherwise kick her in the crack when she gets back & thats the end of it
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Old 19 March 2005, 09:56 AM
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some interesting "marriage guidance" on this thread....

....hmmmmm, must try it sometime!!

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Old 19 March 2005, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk
If you don't trust her, why did you marry her?
more to the point how did she get on the insurance

Love makes you do funny things i suppose
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Old 19 March 2005, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by porlkertus
Its only 9.30 in the morning and shes taken my scooby and credit card shopping
Maybe it'll come back with some tasteful mods done
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Old 19 March 2005, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Wait till she comes back, cook her a nice meal, open some nice wine

Then when she has ate it all, pack her gear & **** her out

B!tch doesnt deserve you mate

Otherwise kick her in the crack when she gets back & thats the end of it
LOL That should teach her?
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Old 19 March 2005, 12:49 PM
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Now don't you worry about her reaching the credfit card limit 'cos when she does she can always sell the Scoob
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Lots of door dents for you
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over revving in every gear too
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I bet she is part-exchanging your scoob for a Beetle Convertible as we speak
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Perhaps you report back on credit card times?

0 - £100 in 12 seconds......

£100 - £250 in......

etc etc
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1/4 mile shopping @ £1,456
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get a hooker in for an hour
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How did she escape from being chained to the kitchen sink?

I suggest you buy bigger padlocks.
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The car will come back with no petrol in it.

The card will come back with no money left on it!



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Old 19 March 2005, 05:21 PM
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come on then porl.... what happened next....?!
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
come on then porl.... what happened next....?!

Probably she apologised with some " i'm sorry for spending all the money and crashing your scoob" sex
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Mysoginists....... the lot of ya !
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Mysoginists
We'd kept things relatively simple.

Now we're all off to look for a "big word" dictionary!

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Originally Posted by porlkertus
Its only 9.30 in the morning and shes taken my scooby and credit card shopping

I have the lawn to mow but any other suggestions to put my mind at ease are welcome
my boss , sweetie his name is cut the kitchin up with a chainsaw ,then hit her over the head with it, but she did shoot him in the foot,
must go there for tea ,
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Jonno - what does your sogonist do?
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Main Entry: mi·sog·y·nist
Pronunciation: m&-'säj-&-n&st
Function: noun
: one who hates women—compare MISANDRIST —misogynist adjective —mi·sog·y·ny /m&-'säj-&-nE/ noun plural -nies
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