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Old 17 March 2005, 11:21 PM
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Is it spider season?

Do the little bast@rds hatch in spring?

I've had four - count it - four - of these little buggers (or should that be big buggers) in my bedroom and office / study in the past 4 days!!!!

http://www.pma.edmonton.ab.ca/natura...cs/fhsspid.jpg

I *hate* spiders!!!!
Old 17 March 2005, 11:29 PM
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Found one in the bath the other morrning, i jumped a mile because he moved well fast. chucked the little ****** out the window.
Old 17 March 2005, 11:31 PM
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threw it? are you mad????

It'll 'ave ya!!!!

Kill the buggers! You know it makes sense! They've got teeth an everythin'!
Old 17 March 2005, 11:52 PM
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Old 17 March 2005, 11:56 PM
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Personally i love the lil beggars
Old 17 March 2005, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by WH03JAM
Personally i love the lil beggars
Not literally tho?
Old 17 March 2005, 11:58 PM
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spider love.....

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Old 18 March 2005, 12:14 AM
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Don't female spiders eat the male after mating? WRONG - burn them all!
Old 18 March 2005, 12:40 AM
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am i the only one fighting the spider corner??
Old 18 March 2005, 12:44 AM
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yep - I wouldn't mind them if they didn't try to stare you down
Old 18 March 2005, 12:49 AM
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that tis true....just be glad we dont have BIG spiders
Old 18 March 2005, 12:50 AM
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B2z - I think someone has been kidding you about the venom - you been doing research in Viz again
Old 18 March 2005, 01:05 AM
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feed tham chewing gum - that'll fek the fangs right up
Old 18 March 2005, 01:12 AM
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teach them not to spit it out
Old 18 March 2005, 01:31 AM
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Nah, it's the daddy long legs that have the really stong venom, not the common house spider.
Old 18 March 2005, 02:14 AM
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either way, as a bloke its like the only thing that makes me wince like a poofta when i see one.... !!
Old 18 March 2005, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by OzzyWRX
Nah, it's the daddy long legs that have the really stong venom, not the common house spider.
I thought all spiders have venom because when they catch their prey they bite
into them and the venom paraylises them, then they wrap them up in their web.
Old 18 March 2005, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by **************
What gets me is the common house spider is actually the most venemous spider on the planet (or so i've heard)


Utter bunkum I'm afraid.

We do have a species in the UK that can bite though. See HERE

All spiders are venomous, but none in the UK are dangerously so.

Originally Posted by ozzy
Nah, it's the daddy long legs that have the really stong venom, not the common house spider.
Also utter bunkum I'm afraid. This myth originated in the states where they call harvestmen spiders daddy long legs.... they aren't vemous and neither are our version, the crane fly!

http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/longlegs.htm
Old 18 March 2005, 07:45 AM
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I was wondering what prople were going on about, "Daddy Long Legs" could not remember their proper name, good old harmless crane fly

Used to have this pattern of fly years ago when I used to fish as well, duh

Anyway I know what you mean, seems to be loads appearing lately, my Dyson is getting full of them
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Originally Posted by richiewong
I was wondering what prople were going on about, "Daddy Long Legs" could not remember their proper name, good old harmless crane fly

Used to have this pattern of fly years ago when I used to fish as well, duh

Anyway I know what you mean, seems to be loads appearing lately, my Dyson is getting full of them
i thought daddy long legs were tho's spiders with a little body and git long legs. I thought crane flys were dragon flys.
Old 18 March 2005, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by carlos30
i thought daddy long legs were tho's spiders with a little body and git long legs. I thought crane flys were dragon flys.
Dragonfly:

http://www.abstractconcreteworks.com...200-MOD3-h.jpg


Crane Fly:

http://www.fcps.k12.va.us/StratfordL.../crane_fly.jpg
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AS ajm pointed out there 'Harvestman'

Dragonflies are absolutely massive flying bombers of the insect world
Usually hanging about water bullying the reeds and having offspring that have alien type jaws that can eat small fish....I kid you not
Old 18 March 2005, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by richiewong
AS ajm pointed out there 'Harvestman'

Dragonflies are absolutely massive flying bombers of the insect world
Usually hanging about water bullying the reeds and having offspring that have alien type jaws that can eat small fish....I kid you not
well what do ya call them spiders then, with long legs and scronie bodys?
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Harvestman - Phalangium opilio


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Old 18 March 2005, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by ajm
how mean does it look in that picture !
Old 18 March 2005, 10:46 AM
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when i see a spider, out comes the dyson. say hello to my bagless friend...
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leave me alone, stop picking on the poor little blighters. spiders are cool, and they eat all the annoying little bugs that would do far worse to your home

Edited to add the only thing you should be scared about is picking up a bunch of banana's, as often banana's come from south america which harbours one of the worlds most deadliest spiders, the brazilian wondering spider, which also happens to be highly aggressive.



'according to the Guinness Book of Records the world’s most venomous spiders is the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer).

This spider is believed to have the most active neurotoxic venom of any living spider. Its venom is so potent that only 0.006mg (0.00000021oz) is sufficient to kill a mouse. '

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