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Old 10 March 2005, 09:13 PM
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Anyone been??

Going on Saturday and could do with some tips and hints......
Old 10 March 2005, 09:16 PM
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keep your head down & put a sock down the front of your trousers.
Old 10 March 2005, 09:18 PM
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Take some gloves cause it hurts like hell if you get hit on your fingers.
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take plenty of cash and get trigger happy
Old 10 March 2005, 09:19 PM
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Do a 'dead mans walk' pretend you've been hit and walk from the field without raising your hand. Once past the opposition let rip, but you need ***** a steel for this trick as the likelyhood is that everyone will spray anything that moves.
Old 10 March 2005, 09:23 PM
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Just before it all starts and after you have split into 2 teams shout at the top of your voice “right lads fix bayonets!!!!!!!” that should unsettle the other team

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Old 10 March 2005, 09:28 PM
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I also believe you can put maltesers (SP?) in the freezer then mix them in with the paint ***** – never done this but it sound fun
Old 10 March 2005, 09:29 PM
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also make sure your team are dressed in full camo gear with face paint and bowie knife strapped to ur belt and say stuff like "we arent in the jungle we are the jungle" this also shall freak out the opposition
Old 10 March 2005, 09:56 PM
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Me and 15 mates went Sat just gone I got through 1100 paintballs two of my mates did 1600. It’s a good laugh but it fookin hurts, got a few great bruises
Old 10 March 2005, 10:00 PM
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BTW take a few marbles with you
Old 10 March 2005, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Tim-Grove
BTW take a few marbles with you
dont they just roll out?
Old 10 March 2005, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
dont they just roll out?
What? Like the crap posts you roll out??

Pete
Old 10 March 2005, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
What? Like the crap posts you roll out??

Pete
learn from the best vote conservative
Old 10 March 2005, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
learn from the best vote conservative
You will be alone ......................

Pete
Old 10 March 2005, 10:51 PM
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Don't remove your eye protection for a second. A friend of mine did just for a second just to wipe sweat out of his eyes. He is now blind in one eye
Old 11 March 2005, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Smiler1
I also believe you can put maltesers (SP?) in the freezer then mix them in with the paint ***** – never done this but it sound fun
If my experience with using them in catapults is anything to go by, freezing them is unnecessary

Put plenty of thin layers on esp arms & legs, the paintballs cause more pain in cold weather as they need a harder impact to explode, 3 thin layers cushions the impact better than 1 thick one
Old 11 March 2005, 12:52 AM
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Oh yeah, one more tip, try and not get shot
Old 11 March 2005, 02:27 AM
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if u get close enough, pistol whip 'em
Old 11 March 2005, 11:41 AM
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Used to play a long time ago, home ground was the one in chessington.
Undefeated in about three years, played for Surrey one of the guys used to hire us a red London bus to travel in, made an interesting spectacle packed with over 40 people dressed in cammo gear.

Hook Headhunters
Old 11 March 2005, 11:58 AM
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Wear some thick layers under the overalls that they'll give you. It doesn't hurt that badly although try not to scream like a big girl if it does sting

Wear gloves and a beanie (or something that will cover your lugs). As others have said it does sting if you cop one on the ear or fingers.

There should be no head shots, but NEVER EVER remove the face masks or goggles. I've seen someone hit on the cheek and an inch higher and they would have easily lost an their site. Have fun and a laugh, but protect your eyes at all times.

Stefan
Old 11 March 2005, 12:17 PM
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run Kamikaze into the oppositions camp with several paint grenades strapped to your chest
Old 11 March 2005, 09:48 PM
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Only a few hours to go now, cant wait, thanks for the tips guys
Old 11 March 2005, 10:03 PM
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Total superb fun mate, been a few times.

Just run like ****, and never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you.

Incoming fire has right of way.
Old 11 March 2005, 10:15 PM
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Wear propper boots or something that will grip in the mud - trainers will not get you up a bank and out of a stream

If you get hit, but the ball doesn't explode and leave any paint on you...your OK - carry on, if in doubt get a marshall to check (although some lazy sods will say your dead regardless).

Don't shoot people out of your range, unless you want to intimidate them (never going to work..they'll just stay in their hidy-hole)

A moving target is a hard target

Make sure your gun is actually firing paintballs and not just air!

Somebody will have to run with the flag...it may as well be you (everybody thinks someone else will do it - wusses)

Feet are targets...a shot foot = a kill (handy with barracades that don't cover feet )

You will get wet and muddy, so don't be squeemish...get on your hands a knees and crawl through that mud bog!


Have fun

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Old 11 March 2005, 11:22 PM
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Don't worry about the expense of firing too many paintballs. Just have fun and count the cost later.


oh, and we want a full debrief...
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oh and apparently maltesers work atreat if u like jail that is
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
oh and apparently maltesers work atreat if u like jail that is

Also handy if you get peckish out in the field...just eat straight from the hopper
Old 12 March 2005, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by skoda_kid
Anyone been??

Going on Saturday and could do with some tips and hints......

let us know how you get on 'cos muppets are having a paintball and pish up weekend in July for my birthday

girls V boys
Old 12 March 2005, 01:41 PM
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Why not try the next best thing to paintball, AIRSOFT
There are sites all over the country, see the links http://www.urbanassault.org.uk/ and here http://www.dragonvalley.co.uk/
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Just got back, off out again in a minute though, with a few bruises, but will write a full debrief when i get the chance. Had the most fun ever though!


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