I love Japanese car manuals.
10 March 2005, 06:30 PM
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I love Japanese car manuals.
Engrish is funny, unfortunately my Legacy manual is in Japanese, so I just have to use my imagination. So here are some copies of the funnier images along with their engrish translations. Enjoy..
(and apologies for the quality. My camera phone is terrible and this is the most readable I could get them)
Not to be used as suicide device
Not to be used to foil escaping children
In the interests of road safety, if you are a person stupid enough to leave shopping behind, please return the car to the dealer for a refund
Shutting hand in electric window may cause vomiting
Purchasing a Subaru does not enable you to drive like in Initial D
Please to be not dishonouring Subaru design team, rice boy
(and apologies for the quality. My camera phone is terrible and this is the most readable I could get them)
Not to be used as suicide device
Not to be used to foil escaping children
In the interests of road safety, if you are a person stupid enough to leave shopping behind, please return the car to the dealer for a refund
Shutting hand in electric window may cause vomiting
Purchasing a Subaru does not enable you to drive like in Initial D
Please to be not dishonouring Subaru design team, rice boy
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There's some more in the Japanese Impreza manual - my Japanese is a bit rusty, but they might mean:
Do not reverse over wife and kids
Bicycles are ridden by green nutters, take them out whenever you get the opportunity
Do not use the barriers to help you round corners, that's a Gran Turismo trick.
Do not use car as leaf blower. (Seriously!)
Snow chains may help you escape if chased by the abominable snowman
If you split up with your girlfriend while driving, stop the car in case she tries to get out regardless
Stuffed animals are malicious and may set fire to your car in your absence. They only LOOK cute.
Take care to ensure your trouser fly does not get caught in steering wheel adjusting mechanism
Pay your garage bill. Our skilled technicians are highly trained in the use of the **** probe
Do not reverse over wife and kids
Bicycles are ridden by green nutters, take them out whenever you get the opportunity
Do not use the barriers to help you round corners, that's a Gran Turismo trick.
Do not use car as leaf blower. (Seriously!)
Snow chains may help you escape if chased by the abominable snowman
If you split up with your girlfriend while driving, stop the car in case she tries to get out regardless
Stuffed animals are malicious and may set fire to your car in your absence. They only LOOK cute.
Take care to ensure your trouser fly does not get caught in steering wheel adjusting mechanism
Pay your garage bill. Our skilled technicians are highly trained in the use of the **** probe
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