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Old 25 February 2005, 12:35 PM
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Well got a situation & dont really know what to do (well i do but )

My mate has been seeing this girl for about 18 months & they are the kinda couple who can be ok sometimes but want to attack each other at other times

So the thing is she has been coming onto me a few times over the last couple of months, txting me & some of them are a little kinda heated , i really want to show her the error of her ways but would hate for my mate to find out !!

Though he is a bit of a player himself & he loves his extra bits

What i am worried about is .................................................. ....................................

Should i take her for a drink or should i just leave it ??

Cheers

Stephen
Old 25 February 2005, 12:42 PM
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With mates like you...........
Old 25 February 2005, 12:44 PM
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Is he a really good m8? If I was in your m8's position and found out I'd cut your ***** off with a rusty blade and leave you bleeding in some woods in deepest, darkest Lanarkshire
Old 25 February 2005, 12:46 PM
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my mate did this to me ater the other half and I split up.

I have forgiven him now but it was years ago.

in my experience, it isn't worth it.

don't do it, you will hate yourself for it.

Even if she is fit.
Old 25 February 2005, 12:46 PM
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If i was your 'mate' and found out you would be eating through straws for the rest of your life

thats my opinion!
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I'd offer to help Ozzy bury you
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Do it.

It's easier to beg for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.

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Old 25 February 2005, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by super_si
If i was your 'mate' and found out you would be eating through straws for the rest of your life

thats my opinion!
I'm with supersi on this one.
Old 25 February 2005, 12:50 PM
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less painfull to ask for permission though. It's hard to beg for forgiveness with your mouth, hands and feet taped up, a hood on your head and your ******* in a pair of Secataurs
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Suggest to your mate that you join them for a threesome
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Out come the hardmen eh ???

Thing is he is a good mate but numbers & notches & all that

Though i am a little worried that maybe she is just doing this because she may have found out about a little spit & roasting we had done to one of her friends a few months ago

I did say maybe
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Some of us are professional killers
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Go for it, cuff her to the bed, then half way through have your mate walk in and re-visit that spit-roast moment!!

Failing that, send her over here - I'm sure I can give her something to think about!!

Old 25 February 2005, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by ozzy
Some of us are professional killers


I know mate, but its not your bird ........................... well yet
Old 25 February 2005, 12:59 PM
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you're my hero
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Cheers that's really nice of you

Well just txt'd her & organised to meet her tonight, somewere out of the way !!

So fingers crossed shes up for a bit of .............................. drinking
Old 25 February 2005, 01:10 PM
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Something makes me think you had your mind made up anyway
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Even I make it a policy not f**k the birds of blokes I know - and I'm french!
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Jye -

FB - I is a golden rule that is being broken but ...................... it just has to happen to get her out my system

I will keeps you's posted

Old 25 February 2005, 01:16 PM
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It's on my no-no list too. Although I have done it by accident

Seriously, was 'seeing' a married bird for awhile back in the early 90's and then my sister started seeing a guy and a group of us went to a gig and his brother-in law went and so did I. Anyway, the gig was a laugh and some of us went on to a rock club afterwards. Then we all shared cabs back from town to our little suburb. It was only as we dropped 'Simon' off that I realised he was the mystery husband of the bird I was ********... Eeek.. Small world. Went to the pub a few times with the lads after that whilst still seeing his missus but in the end the guilt got the better of me and I stopped.

Going to the pub that is...

No, seeing his wife actually.. lol
Old 25 February 2005, 01:20 PM
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Done the married bit myself, seen her before she was married, a few hours before

3 weeks later & ........................... well you get my drift

Needless to say the marriage didnt last long !!

I think it was a bit along the lines of well it was paid for so why not !!!!

Though i think her husband to be knew as i got an invite & i didnt appear fear of getting my head ripped off with his rugby playing mates

Old 25 February 2005, 01:50 PM
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You'd have an excuse if you were drunk first! A pre meditated meet up doesn't look good! I wouldn't like it done to me but I'm not completely innocent. These things have a tendency to come out, if it did he'd probably stay with her and fall out with you!

Sounds like she's a sly **** though eh, so she'll be getting somewhere!

Rich
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sti-04 - you remind me of me!!

are you sure you don't have a long lost twin brother?

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Good looking though & a cracking em ............. pair of chestnuts

I think i am in for a night of fun
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Originally Posted by Vette_76
sti-04 - you remind me of me!!

are you sure you don't have a long lost twin brother?




Depends mate, my father used to be in a band (still thinks he is though) & you know what those groupies are like

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You'll need to change your username to "Cuckoo" (which was my old nickname!)
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
I know mate, but its not your bird ........................... well yet
I've made it a rule not to bother with any birds around our area just in case you've been there first
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Good looking though & a cracking em ............. pair of chestnuts
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Originally Posted by ozzy
I've made it a rule not to bother with any birds around our area just in case you've been there first
Well i wouldnt with any in that village of your's under 30


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