IWatkins

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see
over the dashboard.

As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight
was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat
thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went
through a red light."

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light
was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger
seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned
that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on
through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know
that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed
us both!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving?"

Brendan Hughes

richardg

think i was behind them this morning in reigate