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Old 20 February 2005, 01:09 PM
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Cool ANOTHER Beckham in the World!

Another Beckham son called 'Cruise' - did they do the deed while on a cruise then?

Anyway, well done to the couple - they will not be a drain on society like the other chavs producing sproggs!

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Old 20 February 2005, 01:13 PM
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Cruz, Spanish init?
Old 20 February 2005, 01:19 PM
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Cruz it is then!!

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Old 20 February 2005, 01:19 PM
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So what!

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Old 20 February 2005, 01:27 PM
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So what!

Chip
And you actually READ the thread AND posted AND said nothing??!!

What are you? MAD!?

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Old 20 February 2005, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
And you actually READ the thread AND posted AND said nothing??!!

What are you? MAD!?

Pete
Yes I read it. Yes I posted. And said something. So what if Beckham has had another sprog. 1000s of others have as well. You going to congratulate all them as well?.

Chip
Old 20 February 2005, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
they will not be a drain on society like the other chavs producing sproggs!

Pete
But they *are* chavs, and role models for all the other benefit scrounging 'sprogg producing' scum.

Old 20 February 2005, 01:32 PM
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How many little Lewis's (apart from Lewis Junior ) are there in the world then Pete? Bet you've got one in every port!
Old 20 February 2005, 04:54 PM
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aparrently, Cruz is spanish for 'Cross' d'ya think that was because she didn't have an easy birth this time, and it was more polite than 'AAAARGGHHHHHH, that ****in hurt, ya bollox!!!!!!'
Old 20 February 2005, 04:57 PM
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i think you'll find the beckhams have pretty easy births in luxury hospitals...doubt she even grummbled!
Old 20 February 2005, 05:37 PM
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Tiggs, do you ever say anything that doesn't make you sound like a complete ****?
Old 20 February 2005, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Daryl
Tiggs, do you ever say anything that doesn't make you sound like a complete ****?
I think he did........................







...........once.

Old 20 February 2005, 06:51 PM
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I hear the birth was so quick, little Cruz fired out like a missile...



I'll get me quoit.
Old 20 February 2005, 07:00 PM
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She's often said she'd like a girl,so i guess its try again time next year then.
Old 20 February 2005, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Daryl
Tiggs, do you ever say anything that doesn't make you sound like a complete ****?
PMSL
Old 20 February 2005, 09:06 PM
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Thought this one was concieved in Santa Cruz? - but even the the Becks drew the line at calling it Santa.
Old 21 February 2005, 08:37 AM
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Cruz is a girls name. Surely the Beckhams have enough brain cells between them to have a back-up name plan in case it's not a girl (or haven't they realised yet? )
Old 21 February 2005, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Tiggs
i think you'll find the beckhams have pretty easy births in luxury hospitals...doubt she even grummbled!
Another no good, too posh to push, Chav-scum elective C-section then....

Maternal bond will be left wanting in years to come
Old 21 February 2005, 09:36 AM
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Many tabloid and "celebrity magazine" editors rubbing hands with glee. Easy copy to come.
Old 21 February 2005, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Dracoro
Cruz is a girls name.
Don't think so. A number of Portuguese guys called Cruz. Including the biggest one in my son's year, nothing effeminate about him!
Old 21 February 2005, 11:19 AM
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Imagine if they'd called him Nigel or Malcolm or something like that, then you'd have all been shocked
Old 21 February 2005, 12:30 PM
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John Beckham doesn't have the same ring to it as Brooklyn, Romeo or Cruz
Old 21 February 2005, 12:43 PM
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All I can say is that Brooklyn must be starting to feel like he got off lightly.

Cruz??? FFS, poor lad.
Old 21 February 2005, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Brendan Hughes
Don't think so. A number of Portuguese guys called Cruz. Including the biggest one in my son's year, nothing effeminate about him!
Quote from BBC website newsstory...

"Cruz is a common surname in Spain and South America, but is an unusual first name, according to Lola Oria, Spanish language tutor at Oxford University.

She said Cruz is actually an old-fashioned girl's name, adding: "It is quite a strange thing to do to a little boy."

But Cruz Bustamante, who stood against Arnold Schwarzenegger's in the election to be governor of California, is one example of a man named Cruz"


Portugal is another country
Old 21 February 2005, 01:27 PM
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That'll be another country from the one you originally specified then?

Originally Posted by Dracoro
Cruz is a girls name.

Old 21 February 2005, 01:59 PM
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I made no reference to any country as it was not necessary. The Becks are in Spain and have used a spanish (girls) name for their 3rd son.

More...http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funn...me/4283819.stm
Old 21 February 2005, 02:26 PM
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I've been talking to one of my Spanish suppliers and apparently they are p!ssing themselves over the fact that this little boy has been given a girls name and the dense parents think its cool !!!
Old 21 February 2005, 04:03 PM
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God, the Beckhams will be really embarrassed when they find out your suppliers have been laughing at them
Old 21 February 2005, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Daryl
God, the Beckhams will be really embarrassed when they find out your suppliers have been laughing at them
That sounds scarily like what Tiggs would say!
Old 21 February 2005, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Daryl
God, the Beckhams will be really embarrassed when they find out your suppliers have been laughing at them
You are funny, well done.

Now run along back to the village


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