View Poll Results: Would you trust a politician to sit the right way around on a toilet?
Yes, they are all nice chaps
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No, they are all a bunch of liars
27
87.10%
Yes, but only members of the party I support
4
12.90%
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Would you trust a politician to sit the right way around on a toilet?
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12 February 2005, 08:05 PM
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I like to think that Conservative politicians would make it to the toilet but may or may not seat themselves correctly. Labour politicans would most likely soil their underwear en route to the toilet, or would do it on someone else. 
13 February 2005, 07:17 PM
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I see 18 people have voted. Perhaps I should run another poll to see if people think more than 18 people will actually bother to vote in the general election?
Actually my girlfriend was determined, for a while to vote. She heard that there was to be an election on all day soon and was extremely keen to get involved. It took me a while to realise that she had misheard "election" and her response was merely one of desperation.
Actually my girlfriend was determined, for a while to vote. She heard that there was to be an election on all day soon and was extremely keen to get involved. It took me a while to realise that she had misheard "election" and her response was merely one of desperation.
14 February 2005, 09:33 AM
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It would not matter which way around they sat, party spin would eventualy convince/bully us to belive that they where sat the right way around and that we had been using the toilet wrong all these years. Soon afterwards a stealth toilet tax, and, speed cameras would be introdudced to reduce the dangerous speeds of turds flowing round the bend.
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