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Pastor Flapps
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>>>>The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town.
>>>>One day he was walking down the high street, when he noticed a young
>>>>lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer.
>>>>The Reverend wasn't happy.
>>>>He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the
>>>>woman.
>>>>"Miss Fitzgerald", he said sternly. "This is no place for a member
of
>>>>my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?"
>>>> " Sure", she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.
>>>>When Miss Fitzgerald stood up from the bar she began to weave back
>>>>and forth. The Reverend realised that she'd had far too much to
drink
>>>>and grabbed her arms to steady her.
>>>>When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor.
>>>>After rolling around for a few moments, the Reverend wound up on top
>>>>of Miss Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist.
>>>>The pub landlord looked over and said,"Oi mate, we won't have any of
>>>>that carrying on in this pub."
>>>>The Reverend looked up at the landlord and said, "But you don't
>>>>understand, I'm Pastor Flapps."
>>>>The landlord nodded and said, "Oh well, if you're that far in, you
>>>>might as well finish.
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