SJ_Skyline

For Reference:

I. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain.
IV. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
V. Honour thy father and thy mother.
VI. Thou shalt not kill.
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal.
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's.

SiPie

9...

Leslie

I wonder how many of us could have remembered them all anyway. I couldn't have. I have broken a few too!

Les

SJ_Skyline

Les,

Thats why I put them in there!

STi wanna Subaru

iTrader: (1)

do we have them in English?

STi wanna Subaru

iTrader: (1)

I think a Chav version could be quite amusing as well

SJ_Skyline

Thou shalt not take the name of Maccie D's in vain
Thou shalt steal....

SCOsazOBY

Number 5 is the first one to be broken!

OllyK

I. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
I don't "have" any gods, period, does that mean I have broken the commandment?
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
I have "graven images" I just don't worship them, see 1 above
III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain.
god can go bollox, he/she/it doesn't exist - that's that one done
IV. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Who's the Christian one or the Jewish one? See point 1 above
V. Honour thy father and thy mother.
I try to keep this one!
VI. Thou shalt not kill.
If bugs, pigeons and other roadkill count, I'm fooked!
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Not married but humped a few that were, does that count?
VIII. Thou shalt not steal.
Fine line!
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
How about anybody else?
X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's.
I thought it was only his *** you can't covet? Personally I prefer his missus *** to his, but she has the face of a hippo-crocco-pig so I'll take the bird 2 doors down instead!

TORQUEamada

I. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.- not sure about this one, I have no god of any kind
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.-does drawing a ***** on a picture of jesus count?
III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain.-see above and robbing the contributions box
IV. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.-obviously we all break this one, for extra points though try to break some of the other commandments on the sabbath
V. Honour thy father and thy mother.-again think we've all broken this one at some point or other
VI. Thou shalt not kill.-not humans but I did kill a particularly annoying ankle biting dog when it attacked me in the park
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery.-not married but I've cheated on a partner, who hasn't?
VIII. Thou shalt not steal.- see no III and IX
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour- I told another neighbour that I'd seen the guy next door stealing his milk, it was actually me, does that count?
X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's- I often give the next door neighbours bird a cheeky wink when we pass, I also want his 911.


Result 9/10, now I'm off to worship Satan and drink blood.

ajm

Technically, unless you subsequently idolised said drawing then no, it doesn't count.

so that makes you 8/10 - a regular little angel.

TORQUEamada

I'm flattered you want to follow me around like a servile little dog ajm.


In answer to your question I did idolise it, I stuck it on the wall upside down and prayed to it that all things I disliked in the world would be striken/smitten from it.

9/10 then.

SJ_Skyline

Idolised and inverted.... sounds like a double negative to me! I can already see the Halo!

ajm

What's the matter? Does your "own medicine" leave a bitter taste in your mouth?


I don't believe you. 8/10.

TORQUEamada

ajm I told you, you're yesterdays news. I'm sure this isn't the first time you've been knocked back, looking as you do like Mr Potato Head, but it's time to accept the facts, it's over between us. We've just grown apart and now it's time to say adieu. Further to that end I've selected the ignore button and you have now ceased to exist.

http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=400083

ajm

Thank you for the irrevocable confirmation that I have finally got to you so badly you have to ignore me. What an absolutely delightful result, I truly couldn't have hoped for better! I will remain the nut you couldn't crack.

(I know your curiosity will demand you read this though as you will still see I have posted)

LOL

TORQUEamada

I have no idea what you are saying all I see is this

"Remove user from ignore listajm
This message is hidden because ajm is on your ignore list."

I'd imagine it's some kind of heartfelt plea wishing we could be together again. Alas our time together is over and this is the end. Never mind just move onwards and upwards, things will get better over time.

ajm

ajm 1
stalker 0

LOL

Markus

I coveted my neighbours ***, and it's a bloody lovely one!

Paraphrasing, and it's circa 90 something, courtesy of David Baddiel

Jye

What about me, you used to lub me once, tell me I'm still in with a chance, boo hoo

ajm

Bad luck Jye... if you are lucky he'll ignore you too!

Jye

But will I ignore 'it'

Geezer

Maybe if everyone quotes the people he ignores, he will be forced to ignore everyone and thus just go away

Mind, his childish rantings do help to pass the boredom of the office.....

Geezer

Scooby-Doo

TORQUEamada..I have now worked out why you have so much aggression towards parents and children. On the assumption you are male and the fact that you worship a *****, I must conclude you are batting for the other side and hence the prospect of you reproducing is greatly reduced. If you are desperate to be a parent but the thought of sleeping with a person of the opposite sex repells you I suggest you seek counciling for your problem.

Jerome

I. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
As an atheist, I have no gods. Not sure if I've broken this one then....
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
Broken, if I understand this correctly....
III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain.
I break this one virtually on an hourly basis, for Christ's sake..
IV. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Definitely broken..
V. Honour thy father and thy mother.
Not broken..
VI. Thou shalt not kill.
Not broken..
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Mmm, never been married, but I have aided and abetted..
VIII. Thou shalt not steal.
I assume even scrumping as a kid would count, so broken..
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
Only when they deserved it!.
X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's.
Well and truly broken.

So between 6 and 8.

TORQUEamada

I am male but not sure about the ***** worship idea, although I do tend to follow where it leads me.

There's a bit of an assumption in your comments, I don't hate parents and children. I pity the parents and often the children looking at what they have to bring them up.

As for homoseuxal tendencies, not that I'm aware of. What has this to do with the 10 commandments anyway? I was quite happy to carry on the discussion on the now locked "scum and snotsack" thread. The powers that be decided to deny us all that chance, now it's time to move on.

The idea of using the ignore button is to facilitate the 'moving on'. I look at it this way, if you transposed scoobynet to a street fight the person I'm ignoring is on the floor and having finished the jumping on his head stage, I'm now allowing him to be taken to casualty where he can remain on a ventilator as a cabbage for the rest of his life.

Jye

Self-analysis, aint it great

scoob_babe

well, that's me stuffed - the whole lot then at some point in my life. Some of it accidental (the stealing bit) when the fastrak thing when I though I'd scanned something, and didn't realise until I got home and looked at the receipt!

MattW

I. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Guinness

III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain.
Jesus Christ!
IV. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Bollocks to that
V. Honour thy father and thy mother.
Mmmm, does telling them to Fu*k off as a teenager count?
VI. Thou shalt not kill.
Insects?
VIII. Thou shalt not steal.
errrr just a few sweets
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
just a few white ones
X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's.
Not even his daughter?

Sith

Looks like most of SN is heading for hell or purgatory. If you believe. Otherwise you will float in nothingness.