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Old 08 February 2005, 07:38 PM
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Talking Ozzie doesn't believe in sharing!

A big Aussie is walking down the road with a sheep under each arm.

He meets a mate who says "G'day mate, you shearing?"

To which he replies, "Nah mate, gonna **** em both meself"

Well, I WET myself when I heard it

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Old 08 February 2005, 07:39 PM
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Dont give up yer day job.
Old 08 February 2005, 07:44 PM
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lol thats actually pretty good
Old 08 February 2005, 08:09 PM
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Sorry milo, 51 people (so far) did not find the need to say this was funny
Old 08 February 2005, 08:11 PM
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They couldn't type anything while they had tears rolling down their faces!!

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Old 08 February 2005, 08:13 PM
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Jye said it was crap, then edited his first post, I think he quite likes it.
Old 08 February 2005, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis

Well, I WET myself when I heard it

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multi-daily experience for you though pete isn't it?
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Old 08 February 2005, 08:25 PM
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lol Pbr, I didnt want to appear overly harsh. OK then, I must admit for pete it's OK

You'd think though after nearly 80 years that he'd have heard all the oldies
Old 08 February 2005, 08:27 PM
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LOL @ richie
Old 08 February 2005, 08:33 PM
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multi-daily experience for you though pete isn't it?
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I have a bag to take care of that, thank you very much!!

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Old 08 February 2005, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I have a bag to take care of that, thank you very much!!

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ahh you'd need quick release couplings for that then if a joke that old gives you the dribbles
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Old 08 February 2005, 09:04 PM
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..close the door on your way out, Lewis........
Old 08 February 2005, 09:06 PM
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I don't know .............. you try and bring a little laughter into the steely cold world of SN!

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Old 08 February 2005, 09:08 PM
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But pete, we 'are' laughing, laughing at you, not with you, ya fanny
Old 08 February 2005, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
A big Aussie is walking down the road with a sheep under each arm.

He meets a mate who says "G'day mate, you shearing?"

To which he replies, "Nah mate, gonna **** em both meself"

Well, I WET myself when I heard it

Pete
At least it was'nt a Welshman this time

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Old 08 February 2005, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I don't know .............. you try and bring a little laughter into the steely cold world of SN!

Pete
try something funny then
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Old 08 February 2005, 09:28 PM
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FUKC OFF, the lotta ya!!!!

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Old 08 February 2005, 09:36 PM
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dont cry we love you really
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Old 08 February 2005, 09:38 PM
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c'mon pete only 2 more for the big 9k
(carver on ice)
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Old 08 February 2005, 09:44 PM
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Good Grief - youre RIGHT! nearly 9000!!

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Old 08 February 2005, 09:45 PM
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Talking And 9000 Top Quality Posts Later ......

.... I'm still here telling it as it is ........... and you love it really, don't you!?

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Old 08 February 2005, 09:46 PM
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Try and make the 9000'th one funny then, eh
Old 08 February 2005, 09:47 PM
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Old 08 February 2005, 10:07 PM
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at least claim the corner man
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Old 08 February 2005, 10:11 PM
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CORNER!!!!!!

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Old 08 February 2005, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
CORNER!!!!!!

Pete
i think the principal is to edit the corner post but its a while(and a different user name) since i posted a lot in there
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Old 08 February 2005, 10:20 PM
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well done pete.........good trollin....................
Old 08 February 2005, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
well done pete.........good trollin....................
Oh! I see! telling a joke is trolling now, is it?

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Old 08 February 2005, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Oh! I see! telling a joke is trolling now, is it?

Pete
no just the other 9001 apart from the one where you get 'caught on camera'
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Old 08 February 2005, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Oh! I see! telling a joke is trolling now, is it?

Pete
No !.....................jus cant take a compliment..................


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