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Old 10 January 2005, 04:54 PM
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Channel 4
8:00 pm Monday Jan 10th


Documentary examining American attitudes to cars and the environmental debates that have ensued. The US's love affair with motoring has produced some extreme behaviour, from those who drive military Humvees to the fastidious members of Gas Price Watch. But ranged against them are activist groups like the Earth Liberation Front and the Detroit Project, who claim that SUV drivers indirectly fund terrorism. It is this infamously inefficient vehicle that is at the crux of the debate, and many drivers tell stories of being attacked by extremist environmentalist groups.

might be worth a look?

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Old 10 January 2005, 05:06 PM
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...anything as mythical as he is.
Old 10 January 2005, 05:30 PM
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He'd drive an Evo 6..... And the ****** better buy it off me too
Old 10 January 2005, 05:35 PM
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Everyone knows Jesus is a biker:

"Jesus Christ, Superstar, Came down from heaven on a Yamaha". Probably an R1.

God, however, rides a GSX-R.
Old 10 January 2005, 05:39 PM
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Not sure it would be a car. I've heard people talk of Christ on a bike. Hairy Davidson maybe
Old 10 January 2005, 05:41 PM
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his sandals....
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It would have to be an MGB


as in Moses Getaway Boots


no offence moses.


no offence MG

Old 10 January 2005, 05:43 PM
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Me - ******* crazy, as he never seems to listen !
Old 10 January 2005, 05:44 PM
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he'd drive a Citroën Xsara WRC, like the one in 1998.....

1998: Jesus Puras takes Spanish title with Xsara two-litre kit car, while Phillipe Bugalski takes the French title

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I reckon he'd have a Sturmey-Archer 3-speed with long mudguards. After all, he does have a beard and sandals (apparently).

Of course, ask the White House and they'd tell you he'd drive something with HUUUUGE fuel consumption....
Old 10 January 2005, 05:59 PM
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A 1 litre 12v Mk2 Nissan Micra with a fish on the back that never exceeds 40mph.

He would also move in mysterious ways at junctions and roundabouts.


This is assuming that his followers are in fact following his teachings correctly.
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
Everyone knows Jesus is a biker:

"Jesus Christ, Superstar, Came down from heaven on a Yamaha". Probably an R1.

God, however, rides a GSX-R.

Old 10 January 2005, 07:06 PM
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Your all wrong
"God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."



Only he knows how he fit 2 more in there.
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Chrysler CROSSFIRE I would imagine??

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Old 10 January 2005, 07:36 PM
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Nails into some other fúckers hands probably!
Old 10 January 2005, 08:21 PM
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40 quid average to fill a car in this country - 8.50 in the States.

Think about that, you gas guzzling UK SUV driving w**kers. LMAO

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Old 10 January 2005, 08:57 PM
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As for those pea-brained losers that buy Hummers - words fail me... Unbelievably stupid...
Old 10 January 2005, 09:43 PM
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hummer -its a diesel it must be economic (6.75ltd)
i know a chap whos got a real hummer not the silly mk2
its fcuknig huge and goes anywhere unless there is a car parked in the street cos its too big to pass no room inside though
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One of the idiots who owned a Hummer said, "We own Iraq and George Bush is still making us pay $3.00 a gallon". More money than brains, obviously.
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Originally Posted by gsm1
One of the idiots who owned a Hummer said, "We own Iraq and George Bush is still making us pay $3.00 a gallon". More money than brains, obviously.
didnt see the program, but they are right, they own Iraq and its oil and considering that petrol was 1.15 a gallon, $3 is a huge hike for them.
Old 10 January 2005, 10:07 PM
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innit
imagine having a car that'd do less than 30 mpg
or is this smartnet?
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Old 10 January 2005, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by imi
didnt see the program, but they are right, they own Iraq and its oil and considering that petrol was 1.15 a gallon, $3 is a huge hike for them.
No, Bush's business & political friends own Iraq, the idiot with the hummer doesn't own it.
Old 10 January 2005, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by gsm1
No, Bush's business & political friends own Iraq, the idiot with the hummer doesn't own it.
I still can't believe that yank 'jerk off' even said that!!

It's much worse than I thought.
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Originally Posted by gsm1
One of the idiots who owned a Hummer said, "We own Eeeraq ..."
I couldn't believe it when he said that - sadly it appears to be the typical opinion held by many Americans

I also loved the bit where there were a few people who thought that being in a Hummer would save them from 'the big earthquake' which is going to hit California. Genius. No really...
Hummer's marketing department must be laughing their t1ts off!

Did anybody else think that there may have been some sort of **** Convention going on at the same time as the car show?
The blonde guy who thought that America owned Iraq had a 'Mile High Club' t-shirt on, then there was that woman who was obviously using the Hummer as a phallic symbol.

Americans, don't you just love'em!
Old 11 January 2005, 09:25 AM
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He'd ride an orignal Raleigh Chopper God on the other hand would have a 60's Mini cooper
Old 11 January 2005, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by andym172
Did anybody else think that there may have been some sort of **** Convention going on at the same time as the car show?
The blonde guy who thought that America owned Iraq had a 'Mile High Club' t-shirt on, then there was that woman who was obviously using the Hummer as a phallic symbol.

Americans, don't you just love'em!

Than blonde guy was just poster guy for why other nations think Americans are selfish div's. What a tw@t!
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