View Poll Results: Which Side of The Bed Do You Sleep - From Foot to Head
Female - Left Side
9
4.95%
Female - Right Side
7
3.85%
Male - Left Side
79
43.41%
Male - Right Side
87
47.80%
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Which Side of The Bed??
16 December 2004, 09:43 PM
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Which Side of The Bed??
Do you sleep on??
Looking from the foot of the bed up to the headboard - there is a theory that men always sleep on a certain side (I won't say which to not affect the outcome) so, I'm interested to see if its true.
Then we can ask why?
Pete
Looking from the foot of the bed up to the headboard - there is a theory that men always sleep on a certain side (I won't say which to not affect the outcome) so, I'm interested to see if its true.
Then we can ask why?
Pete
16 December 2004, 09:48 PM
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I was going to put a Gold Wheel option, but I guess they would be so mixed up sexually that they wouldn't know what to say -
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16 December 2004, 09:49 PM
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whichever side gives me the best view of the bedroom door. dunno why though, for some reason I can't sleep properly otherwise. 
16 December 2004, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I was going to put a Gold Wheel option, but I guess they would be so mixed up sexually that they wouldn't know what to say -
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16 December 2004, 10:18 PM
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it depends on which side the door is in relation to the bed.
I reckon the theory states that most right handed men sleep on the left side of the bed, its all to do with access to the "bearded clam".
QED.
I reckon the theory states that most right handed men sleep on the left side of the bed, its all to do with access to the "bearded clam".
QED.
16 December 2004, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by mj
it depends on which side the door is in relation to the bed.
I reckon the theory states that most right handed men sleep on the left side of the bed, its all to do with access to the "bearded clam".
QED.
I reckon the theory states that most right handed men sleep on the left side of the bed, its all to do with access to the "bearded clam".
QED.
16 December 2004, 10:24 PM
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The poll presently says that more males sleep on the left than on the right. No females sleep on the right. Logical conclusion - most males here sleep alone. 
16 December 2004, 10:26 PM
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left hand on the bearded love clam could induce a touch of cramp I guess......
PSL, you need a few more options in the poll, its not that simple
16 December 2004, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by hades
The poll presently says that more males sleep on the left than on the right. No females sleep on the right. Logical conclusion - most males here sleep alone.
16 December 2004, 10:28 PM
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Left hand on the clam, clam owner on left too, the door on your right.....that cramp inducing.
You much better off using the right hand for clam duty, and left arm around the neck on the more responsive right nip
You much better off using the right hand for clam duty, and left arm around the neck on the more responsive right nip
16 December 2004, 10:31 PM
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yeah i have to be nearest the door, emergency beer fuelled leak in the middle of the night, or to batter who ever wasnt expected through the said door.
16 December 2004, 10:37 PM
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ok, picture the scene, there are too many variables:
you are right handed
you are on the "right" hand side of the bed.
The left hand is addressing the clam, the right - well thats your perogative
a burglar walks in.
what do you do?
do you wipe it on the duvet before you chin him??
you are right handed
you are on the "right" hand side of the bed.
The left hand is addressing the clam, the right - well thats your perogative
a burglar walks in.
what do you do?
do you wipe it on the duvet before you chin him??
- need centre option as I've nobody to snuggle up to 
and hence no clam c"u"nundrum 
16 December 2004, 11:50 PM
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But for bearded clam duty you roll onto your side surely, and so need to be on the same side of the bed as your handedness
I don't care so I just go where I'm told, and it has varied from house to house so I guess it's more about the female psyche than the male...and I can't think of a pattern in terms of doors windows, clam access etc
lol
I don't care so I just go where I'm told, and it has varied from house to house so I guess it's more about the female psyche than the male...and I can't think of a pattern in terms of doors windows, clam access etc
lol