anyone know the imgredients/recipe for the pasta dishes at the salad bar in morrisons?

 

No doubt there is quite a bit of hair and phlem in it, not sure what else.

chopper

 

I expect you can guarantee theyll have lots of salt and fat in them.

Theres a start for you anyway

Chip

 

Dead dogs bo!!ocks, horses lips, usual amount of stuff that falls on the floor and is swept up and put back in.

First two are possibly not true,…. But the third one is.

 

What horrid replies.

Me and a mate are going there at lunchtime to get a salad bar selection.

No I don't know the recipies, although many list main ingedients.

 

Hello

Salad bars tend to contain a disturbing amount of the ingredients mentioned above along with such delights as traces of human feaces and e-coli. People - you just can't trust them to wash properly.

Steve.

 

You should have to 'trust' them as they must have guidelines to prepare food under.
Do you trust a resturant to prepare your food properly?

 

Nicci,
I'd stick to a hot pie if I was you.
At least that way the pubes, phlegm etc will have been sterilised

Chip

 

I need to stop thinking about this before lunch

 

Hello

It's not so much the preperation as that people help themselves at a salad bar. And having worked in a restaurant, the answer to your question is no.

Steve.

 

But I suspect the same could be said for most food outlets, manufacturers.

Years ago I worked in 100's of food businesses and probably a few 1000 private houses. I can assure you that most private houses are a damn sight dirtier than 90% of public food outlets.

Chip.

 

Used to work for a company that manufactures Pneumatic-conveying systems along with batching and weighing facilities.
Saw many of the uk's major food manufactures plants including chocolate, ice cream, biscuits, fish fingers,Pie’s (that one was very interesting even through to soap powder, sugar (you would not believe what is mixed into certain European sugars – mainly used in food ingredients).
Cleanest food manufacturer I saw was a certain dog meat plant near Norwich !! Absolutely spotless

 

I am now back from lunch.

I enjoyed my salad bar food and didn't choke on a hair.

Got onion breath now though...lol

 

Theres plenty of time yet

Chip

 

Aaah but whats that dark brown wirey thing stuck between your teeth

anyone remember that poem at school

Yellow belly custard
green snot pie
all mixed up with a dead dogs eye
mash it around, till its nice and thick
then wash it all down with a hot cup of sick



............. or was it just me

I'll get me coat!

 

I must have had a sheltered lifestyle when I was a kid then

Chip

 

That is gross.

 

A while ago I was sdoing the weekly shopping and saw something at the salad bar that put me off it for life (It didnt appeal to me much in the first place so it was no big loss!)
It was one of those counters with tubs of pasta salads, coleslaw etc and you help yourself using the ladles provided into wee polystyrene tubs.

Some wee kid, maybe 6 years ol had climbed up onto the counter and was scooping big handfulls of the stuff into his mouth. The ones he didnt like, he was spitting back into the pots.
No-one did anything to stop him either. i dont know if his parents were nearby or not.

 

urrrrrrgh

 

phew i thought someone will say it has SP*NK in it

 

PMSL tmo!