ajm

A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he Settled
in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised
she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat
right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,
business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business. I'm going to The
Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States".

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my
experience to dismiss some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men
are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian
who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek
descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all
categories are the Irish!"

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry" she
said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know
your name."












"Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me
Paddy."

Shark

Thank you for making me spit tea at my monitor

David

Leslie

TelBoy

Bronco Goldstein, anybody?