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Old 17 November 2004, 01:31 AM
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Question Sex with wife after she's had children....

did sex feel as good as ever after once your wife/other half had given birth?

if anything changed, what was it?
Old 17 November 2004, 02:51 AM
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Hello

Is that a serious question?

If so, then to be honest it's difficult for a while as sleep deprevation is a terrible thing. But besides that things are the same.

Steve.
Old 17 November 2004, 03:11 AM
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Is it true that pregnant women are horny as hell?
Old 17 November 2004, 03:17 AM
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Is it true that pregnant women are horny as hell?
Hello

Yes!! Well, certainly my wife was.

Steve.
Old 17 November 2004, 07:00 AM
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Is it true that pregnant women are horny as hell?

Er, not all are, and ensure a caesarian birth to keep things as they were.
Old 17 November 2004, 07:28 AM
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and ensure a caesarian birth to keep things as they were
Not always the case, a nod and a wink and an extra stitch from the doctor does the trick just as well
Old 17 November 2004, 07:28 AM
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If she breast feeds you cant playwith her **** or you get a face full of milk.

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Old 17 November 2004, 08:27 AM
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get them to put a couple stitches in
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**** her sister instead for a while.
Old 17 November 2004, 08:34 AM
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Quote: "If she breast feeds you cant playwith her **** or you get a face full of milk."



And the downsides to this are ?
Old 17 November 2004, 08:40 AM
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Chances are that if she ever sees this thread you will NEVER-EVER get to hide the sausage again with her.
Old 17 November 2004, 08:46 AM
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Is there sex after children ??
Old 17 November 2004, 08:46 AM
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I think pauls advice might be the best.

Some is better than none.

And bad is also better than celibacy.
Old 17 November 2004, 08:52 AM
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Wife let herself go to pot after the kids came along.

Now divorced (for six years) and have a lovely girlfriend who looks after herself, and me!

So yes, sex is possible after children, but not necessarily with your own wife!!!
Old 17 November 2004, 09:09 AM
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PMSL cracking thread, can't you touch the sides?
Old 17 November 2004, 09:10 AM
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Funny to hear people say what we all think, but are too afraid to tell the wife.


Old 17 November 2004, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by boxst
Hello

Is that a serious question?

If so, then to be honest it's difficult for a while as sleep deprevation is a terrible thing. But besides that things are the same.

Steve.
This is a serious question indeed....

I can understand the temporary and permanent changes in a woman after she has given birth....but the question is: is the sex just as good prior to birth?
Old 17 November 2004, 09:15 AM
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This is a load of ****e. Some turd comes onto a car enthusiasts board, and this is one of his first posts? Mutter mutter RTM etc
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Old 17 November 2004, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by boxst
Hello

Is that a serious question?

If so, then to be honest it's difficult for a while as sleep deprevation is a terrible thing. But besides that things are the same.

Steve.
It is a serious question...Judging by the response to the replies, it seems that things are not the same in most cases
Old 17 November 2004, 09:17 AM
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If it's slack, go round the back


Old 17 November 2004, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Old_Fart
This is a load of ****e. Some turd comes onto a car enthusiasts board, and this is one of his first posts? Mutter mutter RTM etc
Cman
I'll tell you what's ****e: your contribution to this thread

Old 17 November 2004, 09:19 AM
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It's easier when they have grown up and left home
Old 17 November 2004, 09:22 AM
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Christ - whatever next.
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Originally Posted by Buzzer
If it's slack, go round the back



....or just go round the back regardless.
Old 17 November 2004, 09:26 AM
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Old 17 November 2004, 09:28 AM
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Everyone was thinking it, so i just said it................. sorry
Old 17 November 2004, 09:28 AM
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Women are very elastic and eventually return to pre-baby performance. I believe it is down to muscular activity rather than just size. I would say that my wife is no different than before even if she thinks she may be.
As for breast feeding, it is not often you can engage in sexual activity and have a nourishing meal all at the same time.
However, as you will find a baby is the best contraceptive known to man and woman and all of a sudden having the urge is no longer enough as the baby may have a different itinerary.
Old 17 November 2004, 09:30 AM
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did sex feel as good as ever after once your wife/other half had given birth?

if anything changed, what was it?
Surely her best bet would be to go out and find a bigger man if yours is no longer up to the job?
Old 17 November 2004, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobychick
Surely her best bet would be to go out and find a bigger man if yours is no longer up to the job?


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