ScoobyDriverWannabe

Basically there’s a lad at uni, he looks like a cross between a red squirrel and a orangatang. 21 years old and never had a shave his beard is growing out off hand, kind of resembles cousin it from the Adams family.

He doesn’t have any m8s and had never been in a pub till we took pity on him and took him for a pint one dinner time after uni.

Now he follows us too pub every dinner time and has a pint, he is then legless and can’t go back too uni so one off us have too take him home.

Annoying thing is though im at uni, should be enjoying my self not having too look after him. When we go pub it’s usually full off some dam fine health and beauty students, nurses etc, but what chance have I got off pulling with this freak following me like a sheep.

Recently he started turning up un invited on a fri sat night when we out clubbing as well, but all he ever wears is this cheq shirt and Dr martins (most clubs wont let him in) so we have too call it a night and go home, cant really leave him standing outside wile rest off us go in and get legless.

So how do I get rid off him without hurting his feelings? I know if we stop having anything too do with him hell never leave house apart from going too uni and will prob cry him self too sleep at night. But him following me is ruining my sex life so I got to do something.

Next week we going out for another m8s birthday but thank god he wont be coming as hes off too Wales for a star trek convention but we also have a trip too Amsterdam for a weekend planned after exams have finished which he’s showing a interest in wanting too tag along

Ok rant over had too get it out

But are any off you lot friends with anybody out off pity?
Is feeling sorry for the kid enough reason too let him keep ruining my student life??
What would you do iff in same position ?

Buzzer

When this thread gets to page 5, print it off and hand it to him. That should give him at least a starting point.

Jap2Scrap

lol

Brendan Hughes

Considering his spelling and grammar, I hope not... What's an orientating?

Iwan

Take him to a specialist massage place and get him "the works", he'll be 100% a different person the next day. Instant transformation, ever see the scene in Waynes World 2 when Garth goes home with Kim Basinger?

lightning101

Y dunt yi tel him ho u feal about oll this

ScoobyDriverWannabe

No im doing computing I know my spelling is rubbish that’s why I did a spell check and ended up with orientating some how

paulr

I've just bveen told that he has posted the exact same thread on another forum..............

Stop following him around you loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fitzscoob

Isnt that what the scouts do when they run around the countryside with a map?

Oh no wait thats Orienteering........

Does this fella actually scare the women away from you and your mates?

The nice thing to do would be to help him sort himself out. Give him some tips on clothes and stuff, this may be what he needs.

Otherwise be honest with him and burn in hell for eternal damnation

Paulo P

iTrader: (42)

Star trek convention He sounded like a proper freak until the point where you mentioned that & now I'm sure

ScoobyDriverWannabe

Yer im going to tell him you’re the biggest freak iv ever met get away from me

We have already tried various things such as having a whip round too buy him a razor but he won’t use it.

also tried persuading him too have it shaved off for charity and even sponsoring him too shave it off allowing him too keep the money for him self but didn’t work

And it was too thick too shave off after he’d passed out following a m8s BBQ in the summer he turned up too

fast bloke

Do a trinny and suzanne type thing on him - down to the barbour for a tidy up, some new threads and then let him out on the unsuspecting wimmen. I'tll work. I have sawed it in lots of movies.


oops - h'es a trekkie - abanding all hope

Peccant

fitzscoob

I think you're actually a bit miffed that he did not invite you to the star trek convention, that is why you are posting about him.

If you really want to go, just tell him.

----------------

You need to talk with the guy, or better yet pay some pretty girl to tell him he could look quite good if he shaved and bought some decent gear.

Brun

In future if you're off clubbing tell him he won't get in dressed as he is. If he still comes out dressed like that then **** him. Not your problem.

ProperCharlie

have him put down.

Spoon

For somebody who is studying at University regardless of the subject, your spelling and grammar is nothing short of appalling.

I just had to type this, in fact it's almost made me want to shát.

This country is doomed, doomed I tell thee.

davegtt

you shallow shallow person, have u got no feelings? be honest and tell him hes a trog :laugh:

seriously though, just tell him that u dont mind him coming for a beer at lunch etc but if hes gonna come and follw you about on a night out then you'd prefer it if he made more off an effort... still sort of saying your welcome to come around with us but dont want your enjoyment ruining because some1 doesnt take pride in their looks? just a thought

ScoobyDriverWannabe

Fair comment spoon I know my spelling & grammar is crap, haven’t had to use it in the last few years for what iv been doing.

But that’s why im trying to do some English night classes along with my degree.

But you have got too admit you lot are rather pedantic always picking on my illiteracy I do try my best

no doubt this post will now be pulled apart so dont think il bother in future lol

Spoon

There's nothing pedantic about it whatsoever, so no admittance from me.

I simply fail to understand how it is possible, even after the most basic of education.

It's an eye opener for sure.

Brendan Hughes

Admittance???

Paulo P

iTrader: (42)

Now if you were on the saxo board they'd be applauding you for your grammar

TelBoy

Perfectly acceptable.

Spoon

Thanks Tel.

TelBoy

It pained me, but you're welcome.

Spoon

But it proves you can do it if you try.

Doink

I cant belive i had to find out like this, Why couldnt you just explain to me that i wasnt cool enough to hang around you, Whats wrong with a ginger beard and doc martins any way.

JoeyDeacon

You have described the situation I was in at uni. There was a guy on my course who sounds exactly like this guy and a group of friends and I went out of our way to be nice to him. The first time I had a conversation I realised this was a mistake and for the whole of my course we couldn't get rid of him.

We got so sick of him we actually started being really nasty to him but still he didn't get the message. When I try and explain this to people they think I am a total b@stard but unless you had met this guy you really wouldn't understand. First of all my group of friends used to split up and run as soon as we saw him on campus but still he didn't get the message. This went on and on until we finally drove up to the halls of residence, bought all the eggs from the student shop, rang his doorbell and just pelted him with eggs. STILL HE DIDN'T GET THE MESSAGE.

He was just the most annoying person I have ever met and would argue with you over anything. When you finally proved him wrong he would say something along the lines of "See I told you so". I remember my friend had his Amiga on the floor (it was that long ago) and we were playing 4 player Dynablaster. This person washed their hands in the sink and proceded to drip water all over the computer. Understandably my friend was pretty pee'd off by this and this person just said it was his fault for leaving it on the floor.

Other people went even further than us, they broke into his room and stuck **** pictures up in his windows while he went home for the holidays. What made this worse was the fact he was on the ground floor and his room was in the first block on campus meaning EVERYBODY had to walk past to get to their room.

After all this he still didn't get the message and was just as annoying as ever.

I have millions of stories like this about him no matter how far you went you still couldn't get rid of him.

Basically I am afraid to say you will probably be stuck with him until you finish your degree.....

TelBoy

What a senseless waste of good ****