Taff107

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your beer-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

5) Everyone reading this who didn't grow up in the 80's will have just typed 55378008 into a calculator, some might have turned it upside down.

6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible

7) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

8) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

9) Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

10) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

11) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

Brun

2, 3, 4, 6, 8 and 9 are true

J4CKO

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12) Rummaging in a lake will always turn up a Subaru Impreza.....

Brun

13) Racing 172's will always result in a 12 page thread

J4CKO

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14) The mere mention of Feline animals will result in a 30 page locked thread.

Ken 275

Or a hedge...

K.

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Or a house...


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16vmarc

I just choked on my chip butty!!!!