Brun

......................but tell someone who gives a ****

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>>True story....
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>>I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other
>>day.
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>>We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy
>>together.
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>>I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe
>>rekindle a little of that magic.
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>>"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now!
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>>I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
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>>She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
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>>"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband
>>that's a few inches wider these days!"
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>>She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
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>>She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!
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>>"Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled...
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>>..so I told her to **** off.

Jerome

Older than the pyramids, but still funny.

Brun