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Old 02 November 2004, 03:15 PM
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Question Modern kid's names??

Ok, we went through the Chelsea stage, when president Clinton was in power.
The Yanks have always had this idea that girls, especially, should have two surnames instead of a first name and a surname: eg Madison Smith??? Bailey Jones??? etc.

But this morning I saw a lovely little kid on 5, and her name was.................wait for it....................Boston

WTF

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Old 02 November 2004, 03:17 PM
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It's a free for all now. Surnames, places, your favourite breakfast cereal - practically anything will do. Met a couple (American ) who called their son Nyan. Explanation:

"We liked the sound of Ryan but wanted a name beginning with N"

wtf?
Old 02 November 2004, 03:21 PM
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Got a mate with a daughter called Cairo
Old 02 November 2004, 03:24 PM
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If we have another I think I'll just randomly select some letters for the name:


fobosim
saffibid
cotullua
Old 02 November 2004, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by ProperCharlie
If we have another I think I'll just randomly select some letters for the name:


fobosim
saffibid
cotullua
think you will be setting off a new trend with names like that
Old 02 November 2004, 03:31 PM
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Know a kiddie called India. And another called Godfrey.

Surely the best name for a kid is

























































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Old 02 November 2004, 03:32 PM
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One drunken evening a friend was adamant that his son was going to be called Fagbut
Old 02 November 2004, 03:36 PM
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Old 02 November 2004, 03:56 PM
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I knew a physicist who joked with his wife that his children ought to be called Alpha, Beta, Gamma etc after the particles/rays.

His wife came round from delivery of their first, and was asked by a nurse what the baby girl was to be called. She was a bit woozy, so replied, "Alpha".

Sure enough, the poor girl got stuck with it.

Fortunately they only had the one.

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Old 02 November 2004, 03:56 PM
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Noah at my son's nursery, plus Gideon and Carnival!!
Old 02 November 2004, 04:31 PM
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i used to know a few kids called porsche! i think if i have anymore i should call them subaru ... NOT! lol
Old 02 November 2004, 04:32 PM
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Shaznay, Britney, petal.

This IS a real "Chav" thread - Chav in it's true meaning.
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To be fair, I thought porsche was a girls name a long time before it was used for the car manufacturer, same for mercedes?
Old 02 November 2004, 04:47 PM
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I dunno maybe before my time but whenever i hear it i think OMG the poor little kid having a name like that!
Old 02 November 2004, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ianc
To be fair, I thought porsche was a girls name a long time before it was used for the car manufacturer, same for mercedes?
Became rather popular AFTER though. So, if your'e less than 100 yrs old - you're a Chav.
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Got told about one today, parents had the christening on Saturday so it wouldn't be in front of the usual Sunday morning crowd.

They’ve called the little lad ............ Buzz !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s just wrong
Old 02 November 2004, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by ianc
To be fair, I thought porsche was a girls name a long time before it was used for the car manufacturer, same for mercedes?
Portia, not Porsche, though the pronunciation is identical. And the name's been around for hundreds of years.

And Mercedes was named after Emil Jellinek's daughter; Herr Jellinek (the offical importer for USA, UK, Austria) agreed to purchase a large order of Daimler-Benz cars on condition his daughter's name appeared on them.
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Originally Posted by tmo
Got told about one today, parents had the christening on Saturday so it wouldn't be in front of the usual Sunday morning crowd.

They’ve called the little lad ............ Buzz !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s just wrong
as in lightyear? lol

got to laugh really.
Old 02 November 2004, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ianc
To be fair, I thought porsche was a girls name a long time before it was used for the car manufacturer, same for mercedes?
Portia, yes.... Porsche, nooo......

As for Mercedes, wasn't she the daughter of one of the backers of Karl Benz?
Old 02 November 2004, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by fitzscoob
as in lightyear? lol

got to laugh really.
might be ok in the states, but in yorkshire !!!!
Old 02 November 2004, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
I knew a physicist who joked with his wife that his children ought to be called Alpha, Beta, Gamma etc after the particles/rays.

His wife came round from delivery of their first, and was asked by a nurse what the baby girl was to be called. She was a bit woozy, so replied, "Alpha".

Sure enough, the poor girl got stuck with it.
Reminds me... I went to college with a girl named Andromeda
Old 02 November 2004, 05:09 PM
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My mum wanted to name me after her brother and father.... her brother was called John and her father was called Thomas................ thank **** my dad took her to one side and explained that was never gonna happen!!
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Have a friend of the family who named their daughter










































Bondi ..... as in the beach.
They emigrate to Oz in a month or two, that poor child will get such a hard time it isnt true.....
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Got a young Chav at work who called his son Eli and has just had a daughter a few weeks ago and has named her Kia !!!!!

Jo

ps. STI WannaSubaru - my dad's name is John Thomas!!
Old 02 November 2004, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Peters
Got a young Chav at work who called his son Eli and has just had a daughter a few weeks ago and has named her Kia !!!!!

Jo

ps. STI WannaSubaru - my dad's name is John Thomas!!
I guess it's only when you know both names it becomes funny but my mates would have a number of nicknames for me if that had been my name of that I'm sure
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Originally Posted by alcazar
But this morning I saw a lovely little kid on 5, and her name was.................wait for it....................Boston
thats prolly where it was conceived. thats the "in" thing these days. i cant wait to meet "backseat" and "alleyway"
Old 02 November 2004, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ianc
To be fair, I thought porsche was a girls name a long time before it was used for the car manufacturer, same for mercedes?
The name youre looking for is Portia; not Porsche!


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