Borris the spider..
01 October 2004, 10:23 AM
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Borris the spider..
Was trying to break the world land speed record on my bedroom floor at 3am this morning:
Thought it was a mouse at first
Where do I let him go?
Thought it was a mouse at first
Where do I let him go?
01 October 2004, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by chaos.
Don't want to kill him 
Will he be alright in the garden?
Will he be alright in the garden?
01 October 2004, 10:48 AM
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Dont let it go, it will mate and have more of the airy little *******. Keep it in a glass and stick a wasp in there as well and see who wins.
Then let the winner go, as long as it is the wasp. Or if Boris wins, post it through a neighbours letterbox.
Then let the winner go, as long as it is the wasp. Or if Boris wins, post it through a neighbours letterbox.
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01 October 2004, 10:52 AM
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found similar in my dining room last night.. having a tipple?
outside in the garden.. well away from anything I don't want spiders webs in..
I also did think I could see the wife ringing me at work.. "I was driving down the motorway and this huge spider ran across the dash, I panicked and errrmm have hit 8 cars and a lorry" lol
it will be fine outside, if a little cold to start with..
houses came after spiders.. they can live outside!
outside in the garden.. well away from anything I don't want spiders webs in..
I also did think I could see the wife ringing me at work.. "I was driving down the motorway and this huge spider ran across the dash, I panicked and errrmm have hit 8 cars and a lorry" lol
it will be fine outside, if a little cold to start with..
houses came after spiders.. they can live outside!
01 October 2004, 11:15 AM
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Have seen 2 of these recently
One ran across the living room floor while I was watching the telly at wor lasses house. And the other was stuck in the kitchen sink.
Both met thier maker
Wonder if it's something in the air or a change in the temperature? I'm sure you never used to get monsters like this when I was a kid...
One ran across the living room floor while I was watching the telly at wor lasses house. And the other was stuck in the kitchen sink.
Both met thier maker
Wonder if it's something in the air or a change in the temperature? I'm sure you never used to get monsters like this when I was a kid...
01 October 2004, 11:17 AM
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OMG 
We found one of those in our bath when we got back from our hols....made a massive web from the shelf at the back of the bath to the taps.........it was MASSIVE too, about as big as your hand.........needless to say a scream was needed
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We found one of those in our bath when we got back from our hols....made a massive web from the shelf at the back of the bath to the taps.........it was MASSIVE too, about as big as your hand.........needless to say a scream was needed
Joan.
01 October 2004, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by **************
The ones we've got are so big I have to put a collar and lead on them and take them out for walks!
lol
I only live up the road from you so if they are that big there then they must be that big with me
01 October 2004, 11:54 AM
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Chaos, put him in the bath and por bleach on him, and spray hairspray and rinde him down the plug
(That's what I do
)*shudder* 'Orroble creatures
01 October 2004, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Hammy Hamster
He's right, you know. House spiders are very effective pest controllers.
01 October 2004, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by chaos.
LOL
You're all cruel bastids, you don't kill spiders, they eat the flies in your house!
Now, cats on the other hand ..
You're all cruel bastids, you don't kill spiders, they eat the flies in your house!
Now, cats on the other hand ..
now the've banned fox hunting anyone fancy getting the hounds out and hunting chav????
starting with the dick brain chaos
02 October 2004, 01:02 AM
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Send it back to MARS!!!!!
I found one in the bathroom in the week. I so said, if it can survive the dyson death run. It will be set free.
Neddless to say the fookin things dead!!!!!!!
I found one in the bathroom in the week. I so said, if it can survive the dyson death run. It will be set free.
Neddless to say the fookin things dead!!!!!!!
02 October 2004, 12:44 PM
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Just leave it in the house.Better spiders than flies/silverfish/whatever.They don't spin a traditional round type web but flat ones and little tubes to hide in.
If they fall in your bath then just hang a towel over it for them to crawl out on.
If they fall in your bath then just hang a towel over it for them to crawl out on.
02 October 2004, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by chaos.
Yeh I've got a dick brain.
You've got a cancer brain.
Bite me
You've got a cancer brain.
Bite me
at least i have a brain for something to grow on eh?
02 October 2004, 04:15 PM
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was lyin in bed the other day and i felt something on my face i thought it was a bit of hair but to my horror it was a big spider like the one in the pic. just as well i had my brown trousers on cause i fookin shat myself! it is now a hostage in my room gettin pissed off under a glass