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30 September 2004, 12:06 PM
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Stolen from saxosportsclub.. Oh the irony 
1.What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over?
It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!
I've got a saxo btw.. but I'm not a chav.. innit.
1.What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over?
It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!
I've got a saxo btw.. but I'm not a chav.. innit.
30 September 2004, 12:14 PM
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LOL!!
Nobody thinks they're a chav, it's a fact. You can ask the kid with the biggest ****-off necklace, brightest Burberry cap and whitest Reebok trainers whether he's a chav, and he'll deny it till he's blue in the face, whilst adjusting the underside neons on his chav-chariot. These guys just don't see it!
Nobody thinks they're a chav, it's a fact. You can ask the kid with the biggest ****-off necklace, brightest Burberry cap and whitest Reebok trainers whether he's a chav, and he'll deny it till he's blue in the face, whilst adjusting the underside neons on his chav-chariot. These guys just don't see it!
30 September 2004, 12:51 PM
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Ah, but I'm 34, never worn a baseball cap in my life, not got shaved or spiky hair. I wear no rings, no necklaces, no Burberry, etc. Got the odd Adidas top and some trainers but who hasn't. Yes there's a front splitter, blue tints, morette's twin lamp conversion and OZ rims on my vts and yes it's poseidon blue but there's no neons, no led washers and no amp/sub system. It's strictly metal not r&b thru the stereo and my gf's not harder than me
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Apologies if its been up before!! Been away a while!
http://www.cecimoz.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Chavs.htm
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