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Old Sep 20, 2004 | 03:51 PM
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Question Do green chillies give you the trots ?

Just wondered, as I seem to suffer severely with hot food, but not every time. A friend of mine told me that she believes its only green chillies that do this, if they've turned red/yellow or are this colour from the off, you should be okay.

Any truth in this ??

(nice topic of conversation to have with a lass I know)
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Old Sep 20, 2004 | 04:33 PM
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They can do, (not everytime) as well as strong Jalepeno's. I've witnessed this.
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Old Sep 20, 2004 | 07:50 PM
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well after sopme strong chillis in something like a chicken jalfrezi my guts are always twisted up the next day, also grow my own chilli plants and can get some frickin hot ones of them and it doesn't matter if they are green or red!
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Old Sep 20, 2004 | 08:05 PM
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If you swallow seeded grapes without spitting out the pips, a vine will grow out of your bottom.
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Old Sep 20, 2004 | 08:06 PM
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If the wind changes, your face will stay like that.
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Old Sep 20, 2004 | 08:07 PM
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If you put horse muck in your boots, you will grow taller much more quickly.
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Old Sep 20, 2004 | 08:12 PM
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regardless of colour, if they are powerfull enough you will have p1ss out of your bottom the day after. Best mixed with something fibrous to get the full tyrolean render effect on the pan - building sites only.

Just put the bog roll in the fridge & stop moaning you tart.
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Old Sep 20, 2004 | 08:15 PM
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If you swallow chewing gum it will stick your bum closed and you will die from constipation.

Wonder what happens if you swallow chewing gum and green chillis at the same time
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Old Sep 20, 2004 | 08:20 PM
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LOL Irresistible force meets immovable object.
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