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05 August 2004, 10:37 AM
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Goldie Looking Chain
Anyone else really getting into these?
Official site but keeps crashing
Pi55 funny, check out the Tony Hart gallery and the Dictionary
Safe! Clart!
Official site but keeps crashing
Pi55 funny, check out the Tony Hart gallery and the Dictionary
Safe! Clart!
05 August 2004, 10:45 AM
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05 August 2004, 10:48 AM
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Heard 'alf man 'alf machine when Jo Whiley started playing it in march but didnt think it was on release..
DO like "Guns Dont Kill People"
Very funny guys
DO like "Guns Dont Kill People"
Very funny guys
05 August 2004, 10:49 AM
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Lyrics for Goldie Lookin' Chain - Half Man Half Machine
Binatone, Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore
ZX-81, Donkey Kong, ****ing high score
Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more
Wanna be a ****in robot after smokin' loads of draw
Bought a Speak and spell, stuck it to my chest
And stuck some ****ing tin foil to my head and to my vest
Walking down the street, my next door neighbours not impressed
I'm a robot and buying ten **** is my quest
Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's Robocop
He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks
We tried to sedate him but he ****ing escaped
The mad robot mist starts to escalate
He tries to sell himself standing in Curry's
But if the police turn up, he runs in a ****ing hurry
He tries to plug himself in the mains with his ****
And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Being a robot in my digital domain
Enter my world, feel my pain
I'm not like other people you might see or you might know
I made love to a BBC Micro
Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot
I knew from then, I was a mother ****ing robot
Bill Gates from Microsoft, Stephen Hawking's voice
And ****ing Lara Croft
I built a lab, secret in my loft
And built a special costume that would help me to jack off
I sat there in front of the screen
For many years, this had been my wet dream
Now I've reached it, I'm finally there
Like terminator bein filmed in Aberdair
So alone, when people stop and stare
Like C3PO but with pubes and hair
...
The doctors found a nut
They said he was an headcase
Cause he sticks sprayed silver egg cartons on his face
Sucking off antennas and trying to **** the fridge
And burnt his pubic wig, with the high voltage
I am a robot
Myz primez directivez iz toz goez toz the shopz
Andz buyz tenz fagz
Doez youz computez?
He wants to buy ten ****, his destination is the shops
A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop
If your ask him then he'll do a bodypop
Like terminator, yeah he just won't stop
Put electrical cable down through the eye of his ****
Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock
The reason that he did it wasn't to give himself pain
Watching Terminator over again and again
...
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Binatone, Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore
ZX-81, Donkey Kong, ****ing high score
Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more
Wanna be a ****in robot after smokin' loads of draw
Bought a Speak and spell, stuck it to my chest
And stuck some ****ing tin foil to my head and to my vest
Walking down the street, my next door neighbours not impressed
I'm a robot and buying ten **** is my quest
Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's Robocop
He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks
We tried to sedate him but he ****ing escaped
The mad robot mist starts to escalate
He tries to sell himself standing in Curry's
But if the police turn up, he runs in a ****ing hurry
He tries to plug himself in the mains with his ****
And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Being a robot in my digital domain
Enter my world, feel my pain
I'm not like other people you might see or you might know
I made love to a BBC Micro
Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot
I knew from then, I was a mother ****ing robot
Bill Gates from Microsoft, Stephen Hawking's voice
And ****ing Lara Croft
I built a lab, secret in my loft
And built a special costume that would help me to jack off
I sat there in front of the screen
For many years, this had been my wet dream
Now I've reached it, I'm finally there
Like terminator bein filmed in Aberdair
So alone, when people stop and stare
Like C3PO but with pubes and hair
...
The doctors found a nut
They said he was an headcase
Cause he sticks sprayed silver egg cartons on his face
Sucking off antennas and trying to **** the fridge
And burnt his pubic wig, with the high voltage
I am a robot
Myz primez directivez iz toz goez toz the shopz
Andz buyz tenz fagz
Doez youz computez?
He wants to buy ten ****, his destination is the shops
A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop
If your ask him then he'll do a bodypop
Like terminator, yeah he just won't stop
Put electrical cable down through the eye of his ****
Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock
The reason that he did it wasn't to give himself pain
Watching Terminator over again and again
...
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
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05 August 2004, 05:39 PM
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Seen them last night in Bristol. They were suppporting Basement Jaxx.
PMSL listening to them
They were pissed/stoned before their set.
Mates wife knows of one of them and they're all unemployed, someone offered them a record deal and they're making the most of it - fair play I guess even if it is crap.
PMSL listening to them
They were pissed/stoned before their set.
Mates wife knows of one of them and they're all unemployed, someone offered them a record deal and they're making the most of it - fair play I guess even if it is crap.
05 August 2004, 07:32 PM
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O Clart!
Come yer init...
http://s7.invisionfree.com/goldie_lo...ain/index.php?
You know it bra.....
Come yer init...
http://s7.invisionfree.com/goldie_lo...ain/index.php?
You know it bra.....
05 August 2004, 09:47 PM
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excellent, you forgot:
I delivers a curry, right down the hill,
this bird had no money so she gave me a ****ing thill,
I closed my eyes, and made a wish,
and chucked my man milk up her ****ing starfish,
I had 10 pints, and smoked some crack,
now I got to deliver a Prawn Dhansak.......
mike skinner, dry your eyes mate
I delivers a curry, right down the hill,
this bird had no money so she gave me a ****ing thill,
I closed my eyes, and made a wish,
and chucked my man milk up her ****ing starfish,
I had 10 pints, and smoked some crack,
now I got to deliver a Prawn Dhansak.......
mike skinner, dry your eyes mate
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