havent had any in ages, anyone got any good new ones for circulation?

yes i am that bored

 

A little crude, so those of a sensitive disposition, please avert your sensitive eyes...

Jack & Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill's f*nny
but Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of c*ck
'cause Jill's a f***ing tranny.



John.

 

Humpty Dumpty lay on a bed
while little miss muffett was giving him head
after he came she started to weep
cos then he fcuked off to **** little bo peep!

 

I had a wet dream about you last night
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You got knocked down by a bus, and I pissed myself laughing!

 

Why are women the stronger sex?
They can produce milk without eating grass, bleed for a week without dying and bury a 6 inch bone faster than a dog.

Eskimo on holiday in wales, his car breaks down, Welshman looks under the bonnet "you've blown a seal", the Eskimo replies "so what - you f**k sheep"

Two condoms were walking past a gay bar. One turns to the other and says, "do you want to go in and get s**t-faced?"

 

PMSL @ Jack & Jill.

"Congratulations - You have won the weight of your ***** in sweets - phone this number to claim your tic-tac..."

or

"Your message could not be delivered as the Network has gone down on everyone except you - Because who the f**k would go down on you?"

or

"Hello, I am your mobile phone - there is no message, I just wanted you to take me out of your pocket 'cos your c*ck stinks!"

 

What do u call a lesbian
on top of a lesbian
on top of a lesbian
on top of a lesbian
on top of a lesbian
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A block of FLAPS

 

 

georgy porgy
pudding and pie
kissed the girls and made them cry
and when the girls went out to play
he kissed the boys cause he was gay!

 

What's 6 inches long and starts with a P?











































































































...a ****

 

What's long, pink and hangs out your trousers?






































Yer mum !!!!