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01 August 2004, 10:52 PM
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A little crude, so those of a sensitive disposition, please avert your sensitive eyes...
Jack & Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill's f*nny
but Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of c*ck
'cause Jill's a f***ing tranny.
John.
Jack & Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill's f*nny
but Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of c*ck
'cause Jill's a f***ing tranny.
John.
02 August 2004, 01:50 PM
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Why are women the stronger sex?
They can produce milk without eating grass, bleed for a week without dying and bury a 6 inch bone faster than a dog.
Eskimo on holiday in wales, his car breaks down, Welshman looks under the bonnet "you've blown a seal", the Eskimo replies "so what - you f**k sheep"
Two condoms were walking past a gay bar. One turns to the other and says, "do you want to go in and get s**t-faced?"
They can produce milk without eating grass, bleed for a week without dying and bury a 6 inch bone faster than a dog.
Eskimo on holiday in wales, his car breaks down, Welshman looks under the bonnet "you've blown a seal", the Eskimo replies "so what - you f**k sheep"
Two condoms were walking past a gay bar. One turns to the other and says, "do you want to go in and get s**t-faced?"
02 August 2004, 04:43 PM
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PMSL @ Jack & Jill.
"Congratulations - You have won the weight of your ***** in sweets - phone this number to claim your tic-tac..."
or
"Your message could not be delivered as the Network has gone down on everyone except you - Because who the f**k would go down on you?"
or
"Hello, I am your mobile phone - there is no message, I just wanted you to take me out of your pocket 'cos your c*ck stinks!"
"Congratulations - You have won the weight of your ***** in sweets - phone this number to claim your tic-tac..."
or
"Your message could not be delivered as the Network has gone down on everyone except you - Because who the f**k would go down on you?"
or
"Hello, I am your mobile phone - there is no message, I just wanted you to take me out of your pocket 'cos your c*ck stinks!"
02 August 2004, 07:10 PM
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What do u call a lesbian
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02 August 2004, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
I had a wet dream about you last night
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You got knocked down by a bus, and I pissed myself laughing!
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You got knocked down by a bus, and I pissed myself laughing!
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