JimmyRB5PRO

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a
husband from among many men.
It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door
to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a
floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to
return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
husbands... First floor The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs
and love kids."
The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a
job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they
went.
Second floor The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I
wonder what's further up?"
Third floor This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow,"
said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further
up they went.
Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs,
love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a
strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must
be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.


Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists
only to prove that women are f**king impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."

Turbohot

LOL
Very true !

FrenchBoy

LOL

Paulo P

iTrader: (42)

Heard it before but it's good for a chuckle on a friday afternoon

mplaczek

Like it

Sith

Harsh but fair.