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22 July 2004, 10:47 PM
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Was Victor out of order?
Was Shell out of order?
Do women use crying as a weapon to make men look mean?
Who was worse?
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Was Shell out of order?
Do women use crying as a weapon to make men look mean?
Who was worse?
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22 July 2004, 11:05 PM
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Michelle would never get the chance, i'd have stabbed her over and over and over and over before she got near my bed. She's so irritating, and she's a minger..
And Shell was out of order, whiney bitch.
Shame, as I like her, would deffo give her one
And Shell was out of order, whiney bitch.
Shame, as I like her, would deffo give her one
22 July 2004, 11:06 PM
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So who to win? I used to think Michelle cos she's quite funny, honest and diplomatic. Now I think she is a bit cunning and manipulative and potentially cruel to rabbits . Does that mean it has to be dippy hippy Chelle?
. Does that mean it has to be dippy hippy Chelle?
22 July 2004, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Mockingbird
I want a special ep of just Victor's diary room rants.
I rekon Jason will go out this week....
I rekon Jason will go out this week....
22 July 2004, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Diesel
So who to win? I used to think Michelle cos she's quite funny, honest and diplomatic. Now I think she is a bit cunning and manipulative and potentially cruel to rabbits . Does that mean it has to be dippy hippy Chelle?
. Does that mean it has to be dippy hippy Chelle?He's not done anything terribly wrong and always sits on the fence so as to stay in everyone's good-books...
22 July 2004, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by mad_dr
I reckon it'll be Dan - Women like gay blokes and most of the viewers and certainly most of the voters are female.
23 July 2004, 07:38 AM
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Shell was way over acting
Still with a short skirt and leg warmers on i couldnt care less
That girl needs a serious seeing too right lads............?
well if your an old boy like me who remembers the 80s like yesterday of course.
Still with a short skirt and leg warmers on i couldnt care less
That girl needs a serious seeing too right lads............?
well if your an old boy like me who remembers the 80s like yesterday of course.
23 July 2004, 09:25 AM
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Paraphrased but you get the idea!
Victor: You were kissing Nadia's ****
Dan: As a gay man, I love Nadia
Victor: Nadia's got *****
Dan: I know
IMHO Victor is a **** and Shell is a drama queen. Victor was right about the double standards! That said he had to make up with her, what would the viewing public think with a 'big black man' picking on a 'poor defenceless white blonde girl'! I guess his 'game plan' came back to him when he sobered up a little!
Jason will probably go out this week, but I really, really hate watching Michelle and Nadia!
Dan will win! Although Victor winning would be funny!
Victor: You were kissing Nadia's ****
Dan: As a gay man, I love Nadia
Victor: Nadia's got *****
Dan: I know
IMHO Victor is a **** and Shell is a drama queen. Victor was right about the double standards! That said he had to make up with her, what would the viewing public think with a 'big black man' picking on a 'poor defenceless white blonde girl'! I guess his 'game plan' came back to him when he sobered up a little!
Jason will probably go out this week, but I really, really hate watching Michelle and Nadia!
Dan will win! Although Victor winning would be funny!
23 July 2004, 11:02 AM
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Here's some Victor quotes over the series (from hitched.co.uk).....
"My DNA stands for Dis Negro's Attractive"
"When I’m with a woman you could call me the milkman coz I always deliver."
"I’m gonna treat this game like having sex with a beautiful woman. You obviously have to make her feel good, warm it up a little – when it’s all ready, go for full penetration."
"Nadia aka Hack Jaw aka Mrs Jimmy Hill Jaw aka Sink the Titanic with my jaw."
"Kitten is more wobbly than Rik Waller doing a belly dance on a three legged table."
"It’s time to pick those suckers off one by one. That’s how it’s going down."
On michelle..."If I was single I'd bang her"
"A beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge"
"I’m one smart son of a b*tch!"
"They call me ‘The Slick’ coz I always get the job done."
"You’ve got to stalk your prey properly. Let her drink at the watering hole and then pounce."
"Ideally I’d like for Emma to leave to free up some room in the bathroom coz she ****s like ten times a day! It’s like physiologically impossible. There are no bounds where the WC world and she’s concerned."
"Yeah you know if we were on the streets it wouldn’t have gone down like that. No one wants beef with me man, you know what I’m saying."
"Emma maybe the most stupidest person on the face of this earth and I think that her time would be better spent in four years of night school learning her alphabets again."
"They call me the plumber coz when I get close to women and start working I like to lay pipe, you know what I mean?"
"When it's stiff, you know, I got girth! They call me the girth man."
"There’s a sayin where I come from, cut the grass and the snakes will show their faces."
To Davina "Oi! This ain’t no BT phone ad!"
"If you’re going to cheat on somebody it should really be with someone better looking."
"If we were outside it’d be a different story I’d tell you that."
"Some men will rise to the challenge other men will fall,
When it comes to the come down if you can’t swim you’ll drown,
And one way or another who will be the victor?"
"Anyone who can approach a black man they don’t know and call him a ****** on the first night just does not think."
"I'd like to be richer than Bill Gates, so I can walk up to him and say 'What's going on, boy?'"
"I don't walk on eggshells for nobody. You can give someone leeway if they've got a problem, but no one talks to me with disrespect."
"Before me there was many, after me there will be none, I will not stop here until my work is done."
"I plan to go to gay bars so I can meet girls without competition"
"Bring it straight to Victor and say what you've got to say."
"I first thought Emma had a face only a blind mother could love."
"Time goes slower in here than Vanessa Feltz metabolism"
On Emma "She’s like an animal, even a monkey has more brain power than her."
"I’m a contender, you know a champion, depending on how you come back shows how good a champion you are."
"Men don’t mind good looking lesbians"
"I’m going to get ill if you keep giving me cold showers, I’ve got the sniffles already".
Talking about the cameras "You can't take a **** without a fibre optic camera pointing up your ****."
"Fat women are like mopeds, they're both alright for a ride until your mates see you with them."
"I always tell my friends when they get into arguments with old people, I stop them and say 'look, don't argue with this guy - he probably killed people in World War Two. 'He's killed before and he'll kill again!"
Talking about his game plan "I’m gonna take my time ... make them think that I'm not a threat ... and then alpha-male them to death."
Victor (to Stu): "It's ok for you, you are gonna get your thing hard tonight... what kind of day have I had? I’ve walked in on Ahmed. (In the loo) not once, but twice... straining as he turns to look at me... what kind of a day is that?"
"Let them have their mourning time... then I'm going after the rest of them [Nadia, Marco and Michelle]. If they came in here to have fun, they should have saved their time, gone to the funfair instead."
"Men can sleep around and get high fives from their mates… But women get called slags in reality",
"It is time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the weak from the boys."
"Let this be the first time the bad guy wins."
"To be the man you got to beat the man. And I am the man."
"Better not drop the soap in the shower there are too many gay and bisexual guys in here."
"Let me give you some information... everyone in there still loves me! Why is that, people at home? ... I'm a loveable rogue. You can't help but like me - I grow on you like moss... it's just one of them things."
"Nadia seems to have found a way of harnessing TRAPJAW'S (from He-Man) DNA and fusing it with her own to create some new being."
"I waged the war on terrorism and become the George Bush of this house and my administrative team doesn’t like terrorists."
"The first person I see booing me, I have a lung full of spit for them."
"Man I hate flip-flops, they mess wiv ma walk!"
"Sometimes people take my kindness for my weakness."
"All I’ve got is my pride and my *****."
On Nadia "Sometimes I catch her looking at me from the corner of my eye, meaning she either fancies me or wants to kill me."
"If my son ain't outside here when I leave, I'm gonna jump over the barriers and catch the night bus home."
"I thinks it’s about time we started mixing it up in here, get a bit f**kin’ lively." (Kicks Pillow)
"Dan has his tongue so far up their **** he could put colonic irrigation companies out of business"
"Everyone calling each other chick, It's like Old Macdonalds farm out there"
On Dan, "He's seen more butts than a nightclub ashtray"
"Slick Man, The V.I.C, Ghetto V.I.P, Mess wit me, an I'll leave you R.I.P.....Can I have some bread and milk please?"
"My DNA stands for Dis Negro's Attractive"
"When I’m with a woman you could call me the milkman coz I always deliver."
"I’m gonna treat this game like having sex with a beautiful woman. You obviously have to make her feel good, warm it up a little – when it’s all ready, go for full penetration."
"Nadia aka Hack Jaw aka Mrs Jimmy Hill Jaw aka Sink the Titanic with my jaw."
"Kitten is more wobbly than Rik Waller doing a belly dance on a three legged table."
"It’s time to pick those suckers off one by one. That’s how it’s going down."
On michelle..."If I was single I'd bang her"
"A beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge"
"I’m one smart son of a b*tch!"
"They call me ‘The Slick’ coz I always get the job done."
"You’ve got to stalk your prey properly. Let her drink at the watering hole and then pounce."
"Ideally I’d like for Emma to leave to free up some room in the bathroom coz she ****s like ten times a day! It’s like physiologically impossible. There are no bounds where the WC world and she’s concerned."
"Yeah you know if we were on the streets it wouldn’t have gone down like that. No one wants beef with me man, you know what I’m saying."
"Emma maybe the most stupidest person on the face of this earth and I think that her time would be better spent in four years of night school learning her alphabets again."
"They call me the plumber coz when I get close to women and start working I like to lay pipe, you know what I mean?"
"When it's stiff, you know, I got girth! They call me the girth man."
"There’s a sayin where I come from, cut the grass and the snakes will show their faces."
To Davina "Oi! This ain’t no BT phone ad!"
"If you’re going to cheat on somebody it should really be with someone better looking."
"If we were outside it’d be a different story I’d tell you that."
"Some men will rise to the challenge other men will fall,
When it comes to the come down if you can’t swim you’ll drown,
And one way or another who will be the victor?"
"Anyone who can approach a black man they don’t know and call him a ****** on the first night just does not think."
"I'd like to be richer than Bill Gates, so I can walk up to him and say 'What's going on, boy?'"
"I don't walk on eggshells for nobody. You can give someone leeway if they've got a problem, but no one talks to me with disrespect."
"Before me there was many, after me there will be none, I will not stop here until my work is done."
"I plan to go to gay bars so I can meet girls without competition"
"Bring it straight to Victor and say what you've got to say."
"I first thought Emma had a face only a blind mother could love."
"Time goes slower in here than Vanessa Feltz metabolism"
On Emma "She’s like an animal, even a monkey has more brain power than her."
"I’m a contender, you know a champion, depending on how you come back shows how good a champion you are."
"Men don’t mind good looking lesbians"
"I’m going to get ill if you keep giving me cold showers, I’ve got the sniffles already".
Talking about the cameras "You can't take a **** without a fibre optic camera pointing up your ****."
"Fat women are like mopeds, they're both alright for a ride until your mates see you with them."
"I always tell my friends when they get into arguments with old people, I stop them and say 'look, don't argue with this guy - he probably killed people in World War Two. 'He's killed before and he'll kill again!"
Talking about his game plan "I’m gonna take my time ... make them think that I'm not a threat ... and then alpha-male them to death."
Victor (to Stu): "It's ok for you, you are gonna get your thing hard tonight... what kind of day have I had? I’ve walked in on Ahmed. (In the loo) not once, but twice... straining as he turns to look at me... what kind of a day is that?"
"Let them have their mourning time... then I'm going after the rest of them [Nadia, Marco and Michelle]. If they came in here to have fun, they should have saved their time, gone to the funfair instead."
"Men can sleep around and get high fives from their mates… But women get called slags in reality",
"It is time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the weak from the boys."
"Let this be the first time the bad guy wins."
"To be the man you got to beat the man. And I am the man."
"Better not drop the soap in the shower there are too many gay and bisexual guys in here."
"Let me give you some information... everyone in there still loves me! Why is that, people at home? ... I'm a loveable rogue. You can't help but like me - I grow on you like moss... it's just one of them things."
"Nadia seems to have found a way of harnessing TRAPJAW'S (from He-Man) DNA and fusing it with her own to create some new being."
"I waged the war on terrorism and become the George Bush of this house and my administrative team doesn’t like terrorists."
"The first person I see booing me, I have a lung full of spit for them."
"Man I hate flip-flops, they mess wiv ma walk!"
"Sometimes people take my kindness for my weakness."
"All I’ve got is my pride and my *****."
On Nadia "Sometimes I catch her looking at me from the corner of my eye, meaning she either fancies me or wants to kill me."
"If my son ain't outside here when I leave, I'm gonna jump over the barriers and catch the night bus home."
"I thinks it’s about time we started mixing it up in here, get a bit f**kin’ lively." (Kicks Pillow)
"Dan has his tongue so far up their **** he could put colonic irrigation companies out of business"
"Everyone calling each other chick, It's like Old Macdonalds farm out there"
On Dan, "He's seen more butts than a nightclub ashtray"
"Slick Man, The V.I.C, Ghetto V.I.P, Mess wit me, an I'll leave you R.I.P.....Can I have some bread and milk please?"
23 July 2004, 01:32 PM
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Well if you analyse it by frequency the only thing he really says is "You know wot I mean yeh"
& "Innit"
Get the ignorant **** out of there!
& "Innit"
Get the ignorant **** out of there!
23 July 2004, 02:16 PM
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I'd rather see Michelle (screechy pshyco bitch) go and we can all laugh as Stu gets it on with Shell!!
I agree with Jason being evicted as he is dull to watch. Maybe he'll try to convice the public he's not gay again, by getting a chap to rub lotion into him or maybe bare his bum again! It's not bad enough he has 'little bloke syndrome' (over compensating with weights!!) - Get him out!!!
I agree with Jason being evicted as he is dull to watch. Maybe he'll try to convice the public he's not gay again, by getting a chap to rub lotion into him or maybe bare his bum again!
It's not bad enough he has 'little bloke syndrome' (over compensating with weights!!) - Get him out!!!
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23 July 2004, 03:56 PM
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jason is out tonight...even vic being a **** wont make him catch jason.
next week vik is up for sure and will go easy- when ahmed beat him he had loads of votes....3rd and 4th and 5th had no votes at all- only ahmed saved viv.
once vics out it will be memememechell if she carriers on with her nightly rape of the retard.......chicks love stu (pid) and dont like seeing that trailer trash getting him nightly!
shell will be in 3rd (winny whingie doo gooder idiot) and either dan or nadi will win- both have played a good game (esp dan who has more idea of tactics than victor...dans main tactic being "dont mention what yor doing"
vic is funny but his plan wont work- in fact, he has no plan anymore which is why hes gone nuts!)
next week vik is up for sure and will go easy- when ahmed beat him he had loads of votes....3rd and 4th and 5th had no votes at all- only ahmed saved viv.
once vics out it will be memememechell if she carriers on with her nightly rape of the retard.......chicks love stu (pid) and dont like seeing that trailer trash getting him nightly!
shell will be in 3rd (winny whingie doo gooder idiot) and either dan or nadi will win- both have played a good game (esp dan who has more idea of tactics than victor...dans main tactic being "dont mention what yor doing"
vic is funny but his plan wont work- in fact, he has no plan anymore which is why hes gone nuts!)
23 July 2004, 06:01 PM
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Makes me wonder what the viewing (and voting) public want to see......
Okay, so for talking sake, Jason goes tonight, and Victor goes next week.... what does that leave us with?
- The Bunny boiler and thick student boy snogging (in between getting bossed about)
- Man-beast Nadia smoking (does she do anything else? )
- Shelle saying "totally" and "cool" and "ya" whilst speaking over everyone and trying to be the nice ******* diplomat. **** off dear!!!!
- Dan walking about like Obi Wan Kenobi, bitching cos his eye candy (Jason) is on the outside, riding Vanessa!
Vic and Jason are the ONLY housemates that make the damn thing watchable.
Evict them at your peril!
Okay, so for talking sake, Jason goes tonight, and Victor goes next week.... what does that leave us with?
- The Bunny boiler and thick student boy snogging (in between getting bossed about)
- Man-beast Nadia smoking (does she do anything else?
)- Shelle saying "totally" and "cool" and "ya" whilst speaking over everyone and trying to be the nice ******* diplomat. **** off dear!!!!
- Dan walking about like Obi Wan Kenobi, bitching cos his eye candy (Jason) is on the outside, riding Vanessa!
Vic and Jason are the ONLY housemates that make the damn thing watchable.
Evict them at your peril!
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23 July 2004, 06:12 PM
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Agree with talizman.
Some of the things Victor has said have made me genuinely laugh outloud at the tele. If i had E4 i would watch this guy 24 hours a day.
Victor makes it watchable and when he goes its going to be crap again.
Some of the things Victor has said have made me genuinely laugh outloud at the tele. If i had E4 i would watch this guy 24 hours a day.
Victor makes it watchable and when he goes its going to be crap again.
23 July 2004, 06:32 PM
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the highlight will be vic stood outside the doors getting booed.....he will hear Jason get it BIG TIME tonight so he has a week to prepare.
a nice gansta stance while giving the finger to the booing 12 yr olds would be cool!
a nice gansta stance while giving the finger to the booing 12 yr olds would be cool!
23 July 2004, 08:13 PM
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How Dan didn't deck Victor last night, I don't know. He was ranting like he was insane. Shouting "you're not going to win" to Shell, can he really still beleive he has a chance? He's a tosser and no mistake, but very watchable.
23 July 2004, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by mad_dr
So - who saw THAT coming?
After his outburst at Shell, I said he'd signed his death warrant.
Shame really.
The show's loss IMO.
23 July 2004, 09:34 PM
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now that shows how stupid the UK public are !! vote out the characters and leave the house full of poofs, trannys, slappers and a guy who has no back bone. Jason will have no one to bounce off of and will be out next week leaving the house to be as boring as it was last year.