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22 July 2004, 02:22 PM
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Chocolates
Probably SIAL but - (Standard disclaimer these days 
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Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she
had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole",
she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her
Milky Way.
They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out
the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his
hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then
he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she
already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down
Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of
Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted
more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink
Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her
Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife ,Caramel. Sadly, he
was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had a
Box of Assorted Creams. She had been with All Sorts.
)Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she
had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole",
she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her
Milky Way.
They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out
the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his
hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then
he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she
already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down
Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of
Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted
more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink
Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her
Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife ,Caramel. Sadly, he
was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had a
Box of Assorted Creams. She had been with All Sorts.
Last edited by MattW; 22 July 2004 at 02:26 PM.
