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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 06:23 PM
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Wink Flower of Scotland my fecking ****

Due to working, I have neglected my front garden for the past couple of weeks or so. I have just been out to clear up what I thought would be a few weeds & found a thistle FIVE & A HALF FOOT TALL lurking behind one of the bigger shrubs. A fortnight ago the only thing there was a dandelion which I dug up and salted.
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 06:40 PM
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Was it waving a French flag?
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 06:49 PM
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LOL
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 06:57 PM
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I thought scottish flowers were pansies
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:01 PM
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I did too
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:11 PM
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Oi watch it. Harder than you southern, shandy drinking girl's blouses any day
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:11 PM
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The Order of the Thistle represents the highest honour in Scotland, and it is second in the UK, after the Order of the Garter. The date of the foundation of the Order is not known. It is possible that the Order may have been founded by James III (1488-1513), who was responsible for changes in royal symbolism in Scotland, including the adoption of the thistle as the royal plant badge.

You lot sayin the Queen has bad taste


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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Jye
It is possible that the Order may have been founded by James III (1488-1513), who was responsible for changes in royal symbolism in Scotland, including the adoption of the thistle as the royal plant badge.

You lot sayin the Queen has bad taste
She wasn't born then Jye, so it's nothing to do with her
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:32 PM
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I have to admit, that thistle costume is much better than the canary yellow number Her Majesty had on for trooping the colour last weekend!
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:33 PM
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She wasn't born then Jye, so it's nothing to do with her
Duh! I know that, but she's wearing it now, hence why it's nailed to her in the piccie
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:35 PM
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Is this the English national dress?



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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:35 PM
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so it's nothing to do with her
She could change it if she really wanted
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Jye
The Order of the Thistle represents the highest honour in Scotland, and it is second in the UK, after the Order of the Garter. The date of the foundation of the Order is not known. It is possible that the Order may have been founded by James III (1488-1513), who was responsible for changes in royal symbolism in Scotland, including the adoption of the thistle as the royal plant badge.

You lot sayin the Queen has bad taste


You've got to admit though, if ever a national emblem suited a nation it's yours.

Once you've got 'em you cant get rid

They'll cling forever onto any scabby bit of rock

They're prickly ******* who spread like wildfire

It doesn't matter how much poison you put on them they don't die












Oh BTW
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:37 PM
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PMSL ozzy!
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:37 PM
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I suppose that is marginally more masculine than wearing a skirt
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:39 PM
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The Queen and The Duke of Edinburgh meet Allied Distillers employees at a whisky bottling plant in Dumbarton, 4 July 2003

One is not amused ajm

Yeah she should deffo have chosen the thistle garb, yellow just aint her colour
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ozzy
Is this the English national dress?



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Just to show we English can poke fun at ourselves. If you trace the roots of morris dancing back, it was originally called Moorish dancing & was introduced by the returning crusaders.

So it pretty much sums up our natural trait too, i.e: If you turn your back on anything for a minute, the English'll nick it
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:41 PM
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I can't tell whether or not the bloke she is shaking hands with is nice or not ..... Lynne, need your opinion!
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ozzy
Is this the English national dress?

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Careful.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2777537.stm

Originally Posted by Google
Certainly the Morris Men say there was indigenous Morris Dancing in Scotland, until the early seventeenth century.
Neil Bayfield said it was banned by the Scottish kirk for being too much fun.
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:43 PM
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LOL, I hope the bloke on the right's about to beat the **** out of him with that stick

Skirt, yes, but at least we've a set of bo!!ocks under them

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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:44 PM
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Doesn't look bad Claire, looks masculine.... but who can tell nowadays
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by ozzy
LOL, I hope the bloke on the right's about to beat the **** out of him with that stick

Skirt, yes, but at least we've a set of bo!!ocks under them
Don't you mean walnuts?
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:47 PM
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They shrink in the cold, that's my story anyhow
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:47 PM
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LOL. Never looked that closely m8
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:48 PM
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Shrink? Thats an understatement surely
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:51 PM
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Scottish women like men in kilts Nothing better than seeing a bloke walking down the road in traditional dress. Absolutely stunning
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:51 PM
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Could be worse, could've been described as pistachio nuts.

Aren't morriss dancers modern day Eunuch's?
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:53 PM
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Claire, women are just always wanting to know what's underneath and if you're a "real" scot. You'd need to be real ugly or English not to get some attention in a kilt.

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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
Scottish women like men in kilts Nothing better than seeing a bloke walking down the road in traditional dress. Absolutely stunning
Even if he is a short git with a rank pair of legs
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Old Jun 15, 2004 | 07:57 PM
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Scotland rules - THE END!!!

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