bloke

Yes to any of the below = automatic refusal from joining scoobynet...

Q. Do you actually own a Nova but intend to pretend you own a scooby
Q. Do you actually own a Nova and intend to admit it
Q. Will you post pointless crap about how your scooby beat some exotic supercar?
Q. Will you post pointless crap about how your pile of crap beat a scooby?
Q. Will you bleat on about hairdressers to any post on convertible cars?
Q. Will you bleat on about BMW drivers being to55ers?
Q. Will you post annoying email chain letters and other related drivel?
Q. For posts on particular makes of car will you post hilarious acronyms such as "FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily" or "LOTUS: Lots of Trouble Usually Serious"

Just a few ideas for the scoobynet membeship filter off the top of my head...any more...

David Lock

Q. Will you please check what fuel your car is supposed to use before asking on here?

Q. Promise not to start a thread that will go on interminably.

letdown

1) Ebay questions.
2) Using 'sms' English


there is more just cant be naffed to type them.

fast bloke

so if this thread should accidentally get muppeted and go on for ever does the thread started have to leave?

David Lock

Only if his spelling is not up to scratch

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

1. What is a tenon saw?

2. What is one used for?

3. Describe one use of a try-square?

4. How do you................................oh sorry, NOT those sort of joiners?:

Alcazar, (getting coat as I type)

RichWalk

Bloke, why not ignore the trivial ramblings and go back to basics, to be on a BBS which is for petrolheads, wouldnt it be a start if you actually have a car!! Several reg' members cant even claim this acollade, let alone ,they drive a performance car............

EddScott

I posted that a while ago on the "Car acronyms" thread










I'll get me coat.

Geddon

I thought these 2 were definite requirements to be a SN member not cause for refusal?

Wurzel

iTrader: (1)

I got a nip in the post how can I get out of it?

If I don't sign it will it get dismissed?

Got caught speeding, haven't the police got real crime to solve?

copper told me my exhaust was to loud how eould he know did he have his ears calibrated?

blah blah blah