Isn't it about time we had another list of funny text messages?
09 May 2004, 06:06 PM
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Isn't it about time we had another list of funny text messages?
I'lll start us off...
Paddy's dancing in a nightclub when he see's a gourgous looking woman. Fancying his chances he wanders over. She looks at him and say's "I'm on my menstrul cycle", "'Tis ok" he replys "I'm on me moped. I'll follow you home"
Paddy's dancing in a nightclub when he see's a gourgous looking woman. Fancying his chances he wanders over. She looks at him and say's "I'm on my menstrul cycle", "'Tis ok" he replys "I'm on me moped. I'll follow you home"
09 May 2004, 06:59 PM
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What have **** sex and the Iraq war got in common?
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It's painful for those involved, it's a struggle without oil, and you won't see Bush at the front!
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It's painful for those involved, it's a struggle without oil, and you won't see Bush at the front!
10 May 2004, 06:13 PM
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whats the hardest thing about a sex change?
getting the cheese to smell like tuna!!!!
paddy goes for a job interview at a stable, they ask him
"have you shoed a horse before?"
"no but i once told a donkey to **** off!!!"
getting the cheese to smell like tuna!!!!
paddy goes for a job interview at a stable, they ask him
"have you shoed a horse before?"
"no but i once told a donkey to **** off!!!"
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