A colleague of mine leaves work on Friday to start a new job after some four years. We have worked together for all this time, plus we were good mates at Uni beforehand.

As he is leaving I need some ideas of practical jokes for Friday to help him remember us.

Please bear in mind the following.

None of us want the sack.
I am his gaffer.

Now give me your best.

Cheers

 

go get pissed instead..

 

Fill his brolley with hole punch paper bits.
Put clear sellotape across the mouthpiece of his phone.
Put a pair of ya mrs knickers in his briefcase

 

If you must:
Get his car keys & empty a sack of shredded paper into his car.
Empty a bottle of Old Spice / Brut etc. into the heater vent.

D (Now grown up )

 

put a plastic cup upside down with a smilie face drawn on it on top of his VDU with loads of paper bits in

 

I seem to remember that in a thread similar to this a while back somebody suggested taking a screen shot of the desktop and setting it as the wallpaper and removing all the icons...
Bex

 

Get him pi$$ed big time, then send him to me at the EMA, i'll hide in a uld (unit loading device for those who aren't in the know) and send him on a flight to BRUSSELS or LAGOS or any destination you care to mention

 

Did that to a bloke at work for 01 April... took him ages to figure it out.

Also consider using a font editor to swap say M and N around, then swap the M & N keycaps round on the keyboard. When he presses M, he gets an M on screen, but the computer "knows" it's an N, so anything with M or N in it shows up as a spelling mistake.

John.

 

Oh yeh swap his mouse n keyboard inputs around, that always works a treat, esp when tech support can't even work it out lol

 

Good ol' paper cups filled with water on the desk spelling out a colourful word of your choice, then staple the cups together in that formation.

 

Saw an excellent joke last night on DIY SOS they did to Lowry Turner. They pulled a sticky thread out the side of a length of duct tape and stuck it on the door of Lowry's car in the shape of a scratch. It looks just like someone has keyed it! She was gutted!

 

we once shrink wrapped one of our kitchen salesmans cars jusr prior to a very important quote, took him ages to get the stuff off without scratching his car!

 

My old boss once set my AutoCorrect feature in Word to re-spell some common words to other words automatcally. Confused me for ages, esp as he had changed words with similar sounds - their to there.

How I laughed, while they were putting me in the back of the police car after breaking his nose.

 

Good to see airport security has really been tightened then