Takin A POOP in a field
16 April 2004, 05:36 PM
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Takin A POOP in a field
I am of to a festival this year and aint riskin being tipped over in a porta loo (I have seen it done and it aint nice ) Anyone no how much those chemical toilets go for and if there any good.... Before anyone suggest a bucket the missus says she aint poopin into a bucket, personally i cant see the difference...!
16 April 2004, 06:02 PM
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we were still at V when they started emptying them, it reminded me of that scene in platoon were ther burnin all the s**t as the sun goes down, it was very sureal....maybe it had sumthin to do with those funny ciggaretes a hippy was passin around but thats a whole different story
16 April 2004, 06:09 PM
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Being in a porta loo when tipped over requires a trip to hospital, so as hilarious as it is to witness, it can be fairly hazardous for the victim. 
You could try these places:-
Some crappers here
More crappers
You can also get somewhere, these folding chair like things with a loo seat on. A plastic bag is used to catch the doings. Probably the cheapest thing available other than a shovel.
You could try these places:-
Some crappers here
More crappers
You can also get somewhere, these folding chair like things with a loo seat on. A plastic bag is used to catch the doings. Probably the cheapest thing available other than a shovel.
16 April 2004, 06:22 PM
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Thanks for that Jerome, will keep her happy and not as expensive as i thought...
I did feal sorry for the guy when he crawlled out, he barffed then i think it was a trip to the first aid tent for some serious booster jabs, i bet the first aider had full chemical warfare gear on.....!!
I did feal sorry for the guy when he crawlled out, he barffed then i think it was a trip to the first aid tent for some serious booster jabs, i bet the first aider had full chemical warfare gear on.....!!
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16 April 2004, 10:09 PM
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When I worked for an aircraft maintenance company one of the techs accidentally opened a septic tank all over himself from an ex Air India A300 that had come off lease and had been laid up for over a year!!! 
Totally minging!!!
He had to go to hospital and be inocculated against pretty much everything!
Totally minging!!!He had to go to hospital and be inocculated against pretty much everything!
17 April 2004, 03:11 AM
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Have you got a lidl near you?
Had a leaflet today with an offer on a portable loo for camping.
Here it is on their website
cath
Had a leaflet today with an offer on a portable loo for camping.
Here it is on their website
cath
17 April 2004, 07:05 AM
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Nice thread If you want stuff like this, speak to any marina or boat shop. Most narrowboats have chemical toilets, so it shouldn't be hard to get hold of, but I doubt it would be cheap.
Chris
If you want stuff like this, speak to any marina or boat shop. Most narrowboats have chemical toilets, so it shouldn't be hard to get hold of, but I doubt it would be cheap.Chris
17 April 2004, 07:57 AM
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i think scoobypreza has found what i am lookin for £40 aint bad...LOL i might even put it the boot with some sum wet wipes for those mega emergencies....
17 April 2004, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by penfold118
i think scoobypreza has found what i am lookin for £40 aint bad...LOL i might even put it the boot with some sum wet wipes for those mega emergencies....
17 April 2004, 09:23 AM
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PMSL ...i suppose i will find the nearest group of gypos, there is always loads of them at festivals, wait till there all stonned and empty it into there tipee, before they return to my local carpark or maybe just buy 2, a his and her's
17 April 2004, 02:42 PM
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Tried that last year...you want to try finding a quiet corner wen there are 80000 randy teenagers... and no im not a randy teenager (unfortunatly)
01 June 2004, 01:32 PM
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POOP problem sorted....
Thread revival... Just a quick up-date got one from yeomans in the end £49.99 they even threw in sum funky pink chemicals...!
01 June 2004, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by penfold118
Tried that last year...you want to try finding a quiet corner wen there are 80000 randy teenagers... and no im not a randy teenager (unfortunatly)
Just crap next to them whilst they're 'busy'.
01 June 2004, 03:38 PM
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Well I've been going to Glasters for many years. Never seen anyone tip over a portaloo. I'm glad those types of people frequent other festivals and not Glastonbury, its tos*ers like that who spoil it for everyone else. Much better now with the impenitrable fence.
I'm afraid you just have to put up with the facilities, it's all part of the festival experience. If if you could be bothered to carry your own bog onto the site there are no facilites for emptying it so whats the point. Are you just going to leave it for someone else to deal with
I'm afraid you just have to put up with the facilities, it's all part of the festival experience. If if you could be bothered to carry your own bog onto the site there are no facilites for emptying it so whats the point. Are you just going to leave it for someone else to deal with
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What a bunch of lightweights! Just take some cling film with you and when you need a dump rip the cling film in half and dump onto it, using the other half to wipe your backside and then fold the whole lot up into a convenient ball to dispose of.
That's how the SAS do it.
That's how the SAS do it.