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Old 13 April 2004, 10:57 PM
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Default Why do chavs love lynx so much

thats all i ever seem to see them have in their baskets at asda, smells awful and is about as good at tackling sweat and body oduor as stevie wonder is at playing tennis
Old 13 April 2004, 11:01 PM
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hey u cheeky ****

i luv lynx too and i aint no chav

my fave was the roll on they dont make anymore

the oriental one made me feel horny and all the girls in my class wanted to **** me no bull, must have had something in it
Old 13 April 2004, 11:05 PM
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yep i use lynx too and i aint no chav
Old 13 April 2004, 11:06 PM
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sorry moses maybe i should have worded my post better (have a chav at work who plasters it on) personally i cant stand the stuff and why everyone keeps buying it for me at christmas lord only knows
Old 13 April 2004, 11:08 PM
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Voodoo rocks!

Don't chavs go for Hai Karate or Brut?

Anyway, I'd say it's unlikely that chavs are that concerned with under arm hygeine to concern themselves with spray on or roll on fragrant anti-perpirants/deodorants.
Old 13 April 2004, 11:09 PM
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LMFAO!

I will not forget this Mr Pugh!
Old 13 April 2004, 11:12 PM
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Phil i cant believe it took you nearly ten mins to suss this thread out as a joke directed at you
Old 13 April 2004, 11:30 PM
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10mins - nah, was concocting my latest part of the club a canadian thread!

Funny, I was gonna start a thread like this but you beat me to it!
Old 13 April 2004, 11:50 PM
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Cant stand it myself
Smells cheap.
Old 14 April 2004, 09:27 AM
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So as an alternative what do you non lynx people use?

Dont even try to tell me ****e like slazenger sport or addidas sport
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Gillette Cool Spray (Arctic I think)
Old 14 April 2004, 09:50 AM
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being a bit of an enviromentalist, i use lush deodorant. because it uses only natural ingredients i find i dont break out in a sweat when im out clubbing seals, disposing of used engine oil down the drain or flytipping.
Old 14 April 2004, 10:03 AM
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I use dove feathers get a bit tickly though! na sure for me
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no probs mate u ever tried lynx africa mm nice
Old 14 April 2004, 11:41 AM
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Dont burburry do one im sure the chavs would use that wouldnt they?
Itd probably have to be a lable anyway.
La coste is probably high up on the list.
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In reply to the thread title.

Without lynx their heavy gold plated chains wouldnt stay together.
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A spray of Lynx and a big gold chain are the friday night starter for a Chav. Other chavvie sprays are Paul Smith and Diesel.

Chavs dont do Old SPice or Brut as they consider it common
Old 14 April 2004, 12:57 PM
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Right Guard Extreme, loads better than Lynx
Old 14 April 2004, 01:01 PM
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ahh the deoderising for the masses.............


after a hard day in the office i bathe in rose scented water prepared by 24 nubile young wenches, i am then wafted with soft breezes from feathers hand plucked from wild eagles, before being robed in silk from the hand picked silk moths in china


then its a liberal application of quoram and bobs yer uncle.....

all the ladies at work comment on how nice it smells



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lynx roll-on is hopeless.

although I've been told by several of the female species that the "Africa" flavour is rather attractive.
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Originally Posted by messiah
although I've been told by several of the female species that the "Africa" flavour is rather attractive.
Are we talking women here or goats, please elaborate
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Originally Posted by mart360
ahh the deoderising for the masses.............


after a hard day in the office i bathe in rose scented water prepared by 24 nubile young wenches, i am then wafted with soft breezes from feathers hand plucked from wild eagles, before being robed in silk from the hand picked silk moths in china


then its a liberal application of quoram and bobs yer uncle.....

all the ladies at work comment on how nice it smells



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Jeez, that's some imagination you got there Mart
Old 14 April 2004, 11:09 PM
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ok so i was fibbing it was only 20 wenches!!!


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goats - what did you think i meant?

Anyway, haven't chavs gone off lynx since Burberry started making aftershaves?
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