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Old 08 April 2004, 06:21 PM
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Cool My stepson is a chav

My 15yo ginga stepson is turning into a chav, he's started wearing bling, his trousers seem to be hanging of his thighs & his traniers have to be spotless all the time.

Now IMO, all this (on top of his being a ginga), gives me the right to beat him without cause or warning. Mrs D tends to disagree however, saying I should leave him alone & respect his right to be different. F**K THAT
Old 08 April 2004, 06:23 PM
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knee cap him not with a gun but a bat so u wont injure him much
Old 08 April 2004, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk
My 15yo ginga stepson is turning into a chav, he's started wearing bling, his trousers seem to be hanging of his thighs & his traniers have to be spotless all the time.

Now IMO, all this (on top of his being a ginga), gives me the right to beat him without cause or warning. Mrs D tends to disagree however, saying I should leave him alone & respect his right to be different. F**K THAT
Do you want a grand daughter named Kyle in 11 month time? Careful dude.
Old 08 April 2004, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk
Mrs D tends to disagree however, saying I should leave him alone & respect his right to be different. F**K THAT
lol 'his right to be different' the irony. lmfao

sort him out chrispduk before its too late.

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Old 08 April 2004, 06:26 PM
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Show him the Chavscum website. That'll shock him back to his senses.

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Old 08 April 2004, 06:28 PM
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A few slaps will prolly do him good, he may be on this site:

www.chavscum.co.uk

If he is, you better start going to church on sundays boyo and reddeem yourself for your misfortune
Old 08 April 2004, 06:35 PM
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Old 08 April 2004, 07:02 PM
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lol @ sb what about the gold
Old 08 April 2004, 07:07 PM
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As much as Chavness has to be frowned upon I feel you should pay more attention to the biggest problem you are faced with .........his Ginger hair !!!!

I feel for you, I really do
Old 08 April 2004, 08:44 PM
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Hey Cris P, I seem to recall your old fella saying something similar about you around 15 years ago.

Only the word "chav" was substituted for "w@nker"
Old 08 April 2004, 09:05 PM
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I would beat him like a Ginger Stepson. Which shouldn't be too difficult seeings how he is one

The only thing worse than being beaton like a ginger stepson is being beaten like a chavvy ginger stepson
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@ Olly Remember mate, I have a photographic record of your supreme chavness Yellow, Red (2), Black & White novas all feature prominently in your motoring background And what do you drive now, oh righteous Blingmeister

66 Blue, that site is ginga's internet bible, he takes all his styling tips from it He even thinks Jodie Marsh is fit FFS

If he turns up with a Punto or, heaven forbid a Nova when i comes time to be driving, that's it he's under the patio
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