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Old 07 April 2004, 01:32 AM
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kids how many is enough

me myself will luv another lil baby girl and 2 boys that will make 2 girls and 2 boys just like me and my lil bros and 2 sisters
Old 07 April 2004, 02:13 AM
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Until I can afford a fully time nanny (nubile 18 year old Swedish girl would do just fine), I think zero would be the ideal number of sprogs.

Anyway, with your extreme cleaning routine (scary man here), I'm surprised you can cope with the dirty little beggars.


PS: Are you bored tonight?
Old 07 April 2004, 11:02 AM
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From what I can see many people in the UK shouldn't be allowed to have kids as they don't want to be parents (they expect the rest of us to do that for them), but do want to prove how macho and fertile they are - forced sterilisation would be the way to go here I think

So the ideal number is definitely zero!
Old 07 April 2004, 11:09 AM
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you've gotta find a vaguley sane woman first before you think about kids!!
Old 07 April 2004, 11:12 AM
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1 if you're in your twenties. Less child support to pay when you split up..
Old 07 April 2004, 11:17 AM
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Chavs want as many babies as they can before they reach puberty to achieve that exclusive council house nearest to the Chipshop.

Personally 2 kids is enuff. We are over populated as it is. We don't want to become like China.
Old 07 April 2004, 11:26 AM
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lol jerome i was bored last night

yeah kids are the way they are a blessing mate, u dont know till u have em they keep u on your toes
Old 07 April 2004, 12:18 PM
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Parents who have kids intentionally should burn in hell. Why would one want to inflict this world onto something that has no choice over the matter?

It's for your own reasons, thats why. Selfish.
Old 07 April 2004, 12:23 PM
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chaos - you got my vote!!
Old 07 April 2004, 12:23 PM
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I find one child is enough. Usually deep-fried. No point trying to save leftovers in the freezer, as they never taste as good after reheating.
Old 07 April 2004, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by chaos.
Parents who have kids intentionally should burn in hell. Why would one want to inflict this world onto something that has no choice over the matter?

It's for your own reasons, thats why. Selfish.

Chaos
You need professional help IMHO, that is the most ill though out statement i have read on here for a long time.

Perhaps the Dinosaurs had the same idea.......
Old 07 April 2004, 12:29 PM
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You need professional help IMHO
Well said Paul..

The last young person I knew who roughly fitted Chaos's psycholigical profile (that's presuming that Chaos is real and not a sane person on a very clever wind-up) killed himself at 18 years old.

For your sake Chaos I would get some help otherwise your brain is about to throw some nasty surprises at you.

Wonky wiring is one thing.... but yours ain't even got a fuse in it

Truly sad for you
Old 07 April 2004, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by chaos.
Parents who have kids intentionally should burn in hell. Why would one want to inflict this world onto something that has no choice over the matter?

It's for your own reasons, thats why. Selfish.
I can sort of tollerate your views on joining the BNP but having listen to this drivel all I can say is that if I ever meet you irl, I can not guarantee that its going to be pleasant..
Old 07 April 2004, 12:37 PM
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You need professional help IMHO
Possibly.
that is the most ill though out statement i have read on here for a long time.
You don't have to look far to see how many people are depressed, stressed/both to see that my point is vallied..

Would you seriously want to inflict that on a child?

All in my oppinion, but the world is a messed up place, fact.
Old 07 April 2004, 12:50 PM
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I wonder if chaos is really the person who wass banned from here late last year??
Old 07 April 2004, 01:05 PM
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I agree with him.

seriously, the world is a bloody scary place at the minute! do you really want your kids growing up in this enviroment?

I think this chaos guy gets a lot of stick for speaking his mind, ive been coming on here for a whilst just reading, I dont often post, He speaks his mind, this is a good thing, he is a little bit racist but I think most people are but hide it, id prefer it personaly if more people were like this. too many two faced people nowadays.

just my thoughts, especially seeing as I would be seen as a "chav" and also I am foreign.

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Old 07 April 2004, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by dbm 73
he is a little bit racist but I think most people are but hide it, id prefer it personaly if more people were like this.
I think I'd like a dose of whatever you're hiding. Saying that most people are racist is like saying that everyone secretly admires Hitler..

edit: Ah. 3 posts. I betcha you're chaos.'s parachute account.
Old 07 April 2004, 01:10 PM
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After a 4 hour flight back from Tenerife with 3 of the little gits (especially if one doesnt have a seat at all) I'd say NONE!
Old 07 April 2004, 01:12 PM
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Wasnt that banned user "foreign"

Someone remind who it was?
Old 07 April 2004, 01:14 PM
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Chaos

Against my better judgement I'll give your point the time of day

You don't have to look far to see how many people are depressed, stressed/both to see that my point is vallied..

Would you seriously want to inflict that on a child?

All in my oppinion, but the world is a messed up place, fact
What you have posted above has been true for generations upon generations and my grandaprents and their grandparents probably thought exactly the same. Perhaps the world has been in better states than at present but human nature has an extraordinary way of surviving when challenged ....

If i can use a simple analogy ...

Back in Victorian times when the average life expectancy was a whole lot less than it is now and children as young as 5 were being sent up chimneys to work for a living and people were dying of many simple diseases that now have a cure Would you of wanted to bring kids into the world then ?

Or what about the World Wars... when your lived under the daily threat of your house being bombed to bits Would you of wanted to bring kids into the world then ?

Do you not think that this country and the world in general was perhaps deemed to be a bit of a f****d up place to be bringing up kids even back then ?

I hope you get my point that the world has always been this way and to me anyway the one consistent and amazing thing is the fact that human life carries on in the face of all of this

Now would I rather live in..

a) a cave with the constant threat of a big **** off dinosaur biting my head off if I ventured out side my cave... (ie. bad place to bring up a kid)

b) a house in any city where a terrorist or thug may blow up bits of that city or mug me for my mobile phone (ie. bad place to bring up a kid)

I hope you see my point and maybe one day you'll value the life you've got and loose your big angry act and then maybe you'll start to appreciate things a bit better rather than being the moaning little pathetic **** that most people on scoobynet see you as being.

Have a nice day now
Old 07 April 2004, 01:15 PM
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chaos needs help and luv, and we need to re educate him, i hope u aint a crackhead dude, i hope u dont blame your parents for giving u birth and i sure hope u aint suicidal or captain hook aka abu hamza maybe interested in u and make u a peter pan with bombs
Old 07 April 2004, 01:15 PM
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Sorry but after the "should burn in hell statement" the boy is a ****!

Have an opinion by all means but be offensive with it and you can only expect to upset people - probably why its done in the first place to get a rise out of people, well done mate you succeeded.

I've got a daughter which I admit wasn't exactly planned but I couldn't imagine a life without her now. One is plenty for me and I can devote all my energy into giving her the best. Agreed the world is a dodgy place at the moment but what do you suggest? stop all new births and kill off the human race?
Old 07 April 2004, 01:39 PM
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'Have an opinion by all means but be offensive with it and you can only expect to upset people - probably why its done in the first place to get a rise out of people, well done mate you succeeded.'

I just read his tongue and cheek statement and can't see any offence? He's developing class symptoms of myself a few years back- WIND UP MERCHANT.
Old 07 April 2004, 01:50 PM
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sorry to get back on subject here.....

One boy & One girl for me.......ideal family & enough for me.

Just need to convince the (broody again) wife
Old 07 April 2004, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by chaos.
Parents who have kids intentionally should burn in hell. Why would one want to inflict this world onto something that has no choice over the matter?.

Shame your parents didn't share the same view.

D
Old 07 April 2004, 02:28 PM
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I've not got the time of day to answer most peoples whiningness.

To clear the first point, I have one username on SN and have never had any previous names.
Sorry but after the "should burn in hell statement" the boy is a ****!
I agree, I couldn't think of the equivilent, OTT IMO.

Shame your parents didn't share the same view
*Must keep views to oneself, dodgy ground*

stop all new births and kill off the human race?
What would it mean to you if the human race ceased to exist? Are your genes so increadibly perfect that you want to spread them onto future generations? Do you doubt that having children is selfish?

The comments weren't meant to get attention, just my £0.02 worth, you should seriously think about it.
Old 07 April 2004, 02:35 PM
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chaos dude u are a child and dont say u arent useful, all humans are and i hope u chill coz u have the ability to be a decent person and im sure u are
Old 07 April 2004, 03:10 PM
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Enough is prior to you no longer being able to provide for them in a reasonable manner. If that means 0 in X's case then 0 it should be.
Old 07 April 2004, 03:11 PM
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moses,

Sorry to go off topic, but what happened to your thread I link to in my previous reply - the one about cleanliness? Just curious.
Old 07 April 2004, 04:18 PM
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jerome mate i only got to see my own first post and then it was deleted

its sad aint it


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