imlach

E4 - The Games.

Typical neurotic whiner of a young female chav. Cries at any opportunity and whines on about a wee bit of exercise.

Grow up lass, and get some *****.

StickyMicky

id f*ck her wonky nose

imlach

Why? She looks no different from most of the chav slappers down the chav nightclubs in any city.

She'd be a right whining & moaning b*tch too. "Don't you know who I am" type.

Why is she famous? It's certainly not for being beautiful. "Professional chav slapper" is the only job description I can think of.

fatherpierre

She's a pig.

The ultimate Chav dog. I'll bet she stinks of fish.

I've had more attractive *****.

moses

she is a tart but still worth a f$%£

sti555

bet she takes it up the hoop

NACRO

I'd do her but only if I got to play "Rodeo" while we did it.

Lord Shrek

have to agree with moses on this one

shed get a large portion of my helmut regardless of her being a stinking tart

remember the ancient burmese motto: 'Every hole is a goal'

If she walked into my bedroom naked i would split her in half with my power

JODIE dismissed....NEXT!!!!!!

moses

lol @ popeye and every hole is a goal

Prince Popeye

Who the fek is Jodie Marsh? If you say she's worth one then 'GO ON THEN!'

And lol Moses me and **** Shrek aren't the same

juan

She is pretty ropey.

http://www.befuddle.co.uk/celebs/cel...die_marsh.html
(WARNING: no nudity just a gallery of befuddled ropiness, with some flesh showing)

I wouldn't go out with her unless she was paying. Looks like a right pain

Prince Popeye

But u would u know u would

moses

lol no way shrek is someone else he is a wannabe i am the fuhrer


but shrek is cool for a laugh, we need all kinds of people to make the world go round


oh sorry i had a blonde moment i edited it u meant u and shrek aint the same, proove that

juan

if I wasn't happily married then I might, depending on how d1rty she was i spose
She'd have to take a wash first though

moses

i heard she is real dirty and she will excercise a man all night long

make sure u dont make her preggers u dont want chav kids mate

u want pure kids not tarts and neds

rogp

I don't think she's that bad.

There is something dirty about her which I like.

Nice **** too of course.

moses

good for sulking or milking whatever they call it

Prince Popeye

'make sure u dont make her preggers u dont want chav kids mate'

LMAO I thought Chavs were a product of inbreeding on estates.

moses

lol no mate it happens if u beget with a chav lady

Prince Popeye

But surely thick gene and intelligent gene(not in Katana's case ) would produce a half chav?

fatherpierre

A semi-chav?

Speaks well but dresses like a c*nt, or dresses well but can't string a sentence togevva?

Interesting theory

EddScott

So what does Jodie Marsh do then? Apart from get drunk and wear nowt and have big nips. Or is that what she does?

fatherpierre

That's would seem to be it.

juan

Was in a program called essex wives (documentry) and now spends most of her time getting pissed and falling out (oo-er) with jordan in public and in the gutter press.
Main line of attack seems to be that she has real baps. Gotta be some chav in her somewhere (so to speak) me thinks. Rough as sandpaper but more smelly.

Sith

Typical Essex Chav bint. Avoid like you would the plague.

moses

yeah sith theirs many things we should avoid but the man always thinks with his lil head downstairs he is the boss

Sith

I'm lucky, I can think with both. Lil chap says f*ck it, my brain says yeah, but lets think this through, she's an Essex Chav Bint, can you take the consequences? What may she have and what would the conversation be like afterward?

A discussion takes place between Lil Chap and Brain. A decission is made.

juan

Lil chap does his work then Brain decides to part with a quid so she can catch the bus home = no converstaion = job done.

Now whats the number of the clinic?

Nick

Watch out for the link guys, the site tries to load something nasty.