Relocation Relocation
10 March 2004, 09:05 PM
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Relocation Relocation
Is this not the most annoying programme on telly ?
"This is Jacinta and Andre, they are looking for a Country Retreat in the home counties and a Crash pad in London, they have ninety million quid to spend but both look like a pair of wet farts and she is a right miserable bitch"
"We have found several propoerties that the fussy F*ckers have looked at in depth but havent made a decision, The Scary Dark bird and me are getting well pissed off with the smug dinkies and I think we will kill and eat them"
Then, miserable cow decides the 44th place in the country is wonderful as it has a big shed which will become a "Pottery Studio", ARRRRGGHHHHH F*CK OFF YOU SMUG MIDDLE CLASS ****, SHEDS ARE FOR MOWERS BIKES AND COMPOST AND NOBODY WANTS YOUR SAD LITTLE POTS YOU TOSSER.
ANyone else feel as strongly as me, though I posted earlier but the Stella is getting to me.
"This is Jacinta and Andre, they are looking for a Country Retreat in the home counties and a Crash pad in London, they have ninety million quid to spend but both look like a pair of wet farts and she is a right miserable bitch"
"We have found several propoerties that the fussy F*ckers have looked at in depth but havent made a decision, The Scary Dark bird and me are getting well pissed off with the smug dinkies and I think we will kill and eat them"
Then, miserable cow decides the 44th place in the country is wonderful as it has a big shed which will become a "Pottery Studio", ARRRRGGHHHHH F*CK OFF YOU SMUG MIDDLE CLASS ****, SHEDS ARE FOR MOWERS BIKES AND COMPOST AND NOBODY WANTS YOUR SAD LITTLE POTS YOU TOSSER.
ANyone else feel as strongly as me, though I posted earlier but the Stella is getting to me.
10 March 2004, 09:21 PM
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Sorry, no its not, Grand Designs is,
and I quote,
"When she comes home from running her busy Organic Food Business"
"They wanted to create a space"
What the F*ck does that mean, build a house its difficult not to create a "space"
Always (apart from the ones in the old waterworks, proper grafters those two) Tossers, tossers with imagination granted but why are they always so annoying and why is there never a pool or a mega Cinema with Dolby Digital and a massive big fridge, always spaces for contemplation, what do they contemplate ? why they spunked half a million quid on a drafty barn with fancy lights ?
If I ever get on it and he asks me what this room is for, I am going to say, Contemplation, reflection and wanking !
and I quote,
"When she comes home from running her busy Organic Food Business"
"They wanted to create a space"
What the F*ck does that mean, build a house its difficult not to create a "space"
Always (apart from the ones in the old waterworks, proper grafters those two) Tossers, tossers with imagination granted but why are they always so annoying and why is there never a pool or a mega Cinema with Dolby Digital and a massive big fridge, always spaces for contemplation, what do they contemplate ? why they spunked half a million quid on a drafty barn with fancy lights ?
If I ever get on it and he asks me what this room is for, I am going to say, Contemplation, reflection and wanking !
10 March 2004, 10:37 PM
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I love "Relocation, Relocation"; but I must admit the sad computer games programmer and the divvy "wears the underpants" bitch he was with were a right PITA.
How can you base the purchase of your entire house on whether your home cinema will fit. I mean, COME ON!!!, get your priorities right.
And your missis will RUIN you, if you don't give her a good backhander every once in a while
jk.
How can you base the purchase of your entire house on whether your home cinema will fit. I mean, COME ON!!!, get your priorities right.
And your missis will RUIN you, if you don't give her a good backhander every once in a while
jk.
10 March 2004, 11:19 PM
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You have to tip your hat to tonights bloke on GD who went for computer controlled lights and a central MP3 (I guess) system which can play tunes in any room of the house 
10 March 2004, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by ChrisB
You have to tip your hat to tonights bloke on GD who went for computer controlled lights and a central MP3 (I guess) system which can play tunes in any room of the house
www.slimdevices.com if you want a MP3 solution for every room.....
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11 March 2004, 10:34 AM
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And he also had a stonking great plasma screen hidden behind the painting (and a massive fridge in the kitchen (it was just in the draws rather than a free standing one))
I do sense a lot of envy and jealousy on this thread too. I would love to be in the position to put together a house like the one featured on Grand Designs last night.
Chris
I do sense a lot of envy and jealousy on this thread too. I would love to be in the position to put together a house like the one featured on Grand Designs last night.
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11 March 2004, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by MattW
I find the bird who presents it faintly attractive. Sometimes I imagine her staring up from my crotch area, whilst dribbling a little from her mouth........dirty b1tch.
LMAO!
11 March 2004, 11:26 AM
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lol F*CK OFF YOU SMUG MIDDLE CLASS ****, SHEDS ARE FOR MOWERS BIKES AND COMPOST AND NOBODY WANTS YOUR SAD LITTLE POTS YOU TOSSER.
Grand Designs is worse though,i remember an architect couple building walls out of grass and straw,the house was a fckcing disgrace,each to thir own i suppose
Grand Designs is worse though,i remember an architect couple building walls out of grass and straw,the house was a fckcing disgrace,each to thir own i suppose
11 March 2004, 11:39 AM
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Grand Designs is worse though,i remember an architect couple building walls out of grass and straw,the house was a fckcing disgrace,each to thir own i suppose
Good on them for doing something different. Enlighten yourself
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11 March 2004, 03:09 PM
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LMAO at Matt. I know what you mean..Don't know what it is about her.
Weren't that Relocation couple annoying last night? What did they do for a living? I'm assuming it was all "Daddy's Money" paying for the properties.
Weren't that Relocation couple annoying last night? What did they do for a living? I'm assuming it was all "Daddy's Money" paying for the properties.
11 March 2004, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by gregjd
Weren't that Relocation couple annoying last night? What did they do for a living? I'm assuming it was all "Daddy's Money" paying for the properties.
11 March 2004, 04:29 PM
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he is managing director of an engineering company
And as for 'freelance marketing consultant'. That's a bull**** job title if ever there was one. Read bimbo baby making machine.
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11 March 2004, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
I think you will find that the company of which he is a director is in fact 'daddy's'. So, not much merit there then.
11 March 2004, 04:38 PM
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when did they say the name of the company (and what was it)?
With managment of his calibre it won't be long before it goes to the wall.UB
11 March 2004, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
Why, are you thinking of applying for a job?
11 March 2004, 05:09 PM
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No, it's just that I remember that from when I saw the programme. Last night was a repeat. Something didn't seem to add up about the amount of apparent wealth they had. There was a reference to it being a family owned company in there somewhere.
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11 March 2004, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
No, it's just that I remember that from when I saw the programme. Last night was a repeat. Something didn't seem to add up about the amount of apparent wealth they had. There was a reference to it being a family run company in there somewhere.
i was looking for a reference like that too and there definitely wasn't.the amount of wealth they had seemed fine:
* his salary was going to pay a circa 350k mortgage (seems right for an md)
* her flat sale was going to pay for the 150k flat (seems right too)
nothing seemed wrong at all (what were you thinking didnt add up?) - they've just done well for themselves.
sure there's a chance there could be something dodgy, but nothing was said or even implied in the show.
11 March 2004, 05:20 PM
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they've just done well for themselves.
Seriously, could you imagine him running an engineering company. Equally could you imagine her being a 'consultant' in any capacity?
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11 March 2004, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
Seriously, could you imagine him running an engineering company. Equally could you imagine her being a 'consultant' in any capacity?
yes they seemed "dozy" in a way.. but they could equally just have that way about them (it IS a style). nothing's to say he doesnt have a 1st class honors degree in engineering, is an absolute genious and knows EXACTLY how to market his company / product. in fact, id stick my neck out and say that probably is the case. the other possibility is that he started the company himself of course (a la most software houses in the IT world).
not all young people have to be hard-faced *******s in order to be a managing director or to earn circa 100k/year
